I would have a Quiz Night for the BB HMs with Gina and Dexter setting the questions about the outside world except they are making up the facts about they know nothing either (e.g. what has Kate Middleton called her newborn baby son? Alfred etc).
Then one of the questions should be: Premier League footballers Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji* want to date which housemate? Answer Hazel. Except this is completely made up.
Watch Hazel drop Daley like a jar of cold sick when she thinks two Premier League players want her.

*Dwayne Gregson and Ashley Oduwereji are completely fabricated footballers that sound like the sort of sports stars Hazel would fancy.