[sampvt]

As usual the BB muppet producers are missing the plot once again. England is basking in a heat wave and they are presumably waiting for the met office to announce rain before they unveil the pool. Or maybe they are waiting till all the bikini worthies have been evicted before they open it up.

I suggested earlier in the week that they should roll down the shutter today, unveil the pool and open the shutters to reveal Dexter and Gina living it up sipping bubbly and strawberries and ask them there and then who they choose to save and replace while the HM,s are behind the windows.

Once that's done, let the HM,s loose and see the fallout. That would make for interesting viewing especially if Wolfy is saved and Jackie or the twins or even Dan are chosen to replace her. Security needs to be on full alert as Hazel will have a hissy fit and rip Ginas eyes out, that is if she is quick enough before detective dick is spotted hovering around the garden arms flailing like a bumble bee on acid.

Imagine the Stars headlines tomorrow....BB house is in lockdown after Daley tried to commit suicide by holding his breath under water, while Hazel was trying to fondle him. Dan has a suspected aneurism and Wolfy colours the pool water a faint shade of green after things leak into the water from her commando shorts. Inside the house the twins are arguing which bikini to wear and Jackie reveals her arm is better and she rips the pot off with a pizza slicer. Sam cant go in the pool due to his hearing aids and Sophie cant find the bikini she bought from rent a tent before the show. Tonights dinner has been laced with Valium so the security can get some lee time to clean Ginas blood off the walls and Dexter is still complaining the poo at the bottom of the pool wasn't his.

[Cherie]

Surely the idea is to make their life as uncomfortable as possible, let the pool stay under wraps until it cools off.

[fingers]

A story worthy of the Daily Scum!

[Marsh.]

It would be funny if they put the shutters down and when they opened them Gina and Dexter were in the pool enjoying themselves but all the doors remained locked so all they could do is watch.