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Old 25-07-2013, 11:00 AM #1
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" he's so many multiple personalities he'd get a group discount!"
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....when a caller rings and says dexter should go to a shrink

" he's so many multiple personalities he'd get a group discount!"
I like that he's so complex. It's a good thing.
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ha yeah that was funny. though think it applies to callum more. dex has one face, callum def has one for every occasion as also said on bbots
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" he's so many multiple personalities he'd get a group discount!"
Thats was very funny & so true
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callum has multiples going on too.....when him and dex were at the shrinks office it was like the alter egos of spiderman and batman clashing.....theyre both hiding endless secrets and lies..they sit there ever so poiitely insulting each other..yet underneath ir all they may like each other, they may even hate each other more....they just keep playing the game playing characters...at this stage neither seems to know what character theyre playing...its like that scene in tropic thunder where rob downey junior cracks up as hes playing so many multiple roles he cant remember who he is anymore....the subtext is hilarious
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Never mind, on LF last night Callum and Dexter were discussing the possibility of becoming flatmates, with Gina encouraging them.
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Never mind, on LF last night Callum and Dexter were discussing the possibility of becoming flatmates, with Gina encouraging them.
I can see Callum and Dexter becoming friends after the show.
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I can see Callum and Dexter becoming friends after the show.
yeah they could ever so politely "carve each others faces off"
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Never mind, on LF last night Callum and Dexter were discussing the possibility of becoming flatmates, with Gina encouraging them.
that bit when dexy is showering with Charlie....and callum stands there a few yards away arms folded in disgust muttering "this is bulls*it" fair play to them both if it is 100% acting its brilliant acting
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yeah they could ever so politely "carve each others faces off"
I think on the outside it would be different. Callum said he finds Dexter interesting.
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What a load of rubbish, that convo was the most insincere thing I've ever seen, they can't stand each other and the odds of them living together are nil to zero.
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that bit when dexy is showering with Charlie....and callum stands there a few yards away arms folded in disgust muttering "this is bulls*it" fair play to them both if it is 100% acting its brilliant acting
There was another 'bullsh*t' moment yesterday too..if you watched the ranking video
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Callum was looking at Dexter third place.
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Never mind, on LF last night Callum and Dexter were discussing the possibility of becoming flatmates, with Gina encouraging them.
You've got more chance of finding Wolfy taking a shower than these two flat sharing.
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Callum was looking at Dexter third place.
callum was moanin like a loon at those positions lol cant wait to see it properly
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You've got more chance of finding Wolfy taking a shower than these two flat sharing.
It's true. Calllum and Dexter discussed it on live feed. I want them to be friends. Charlie would have no storyline then.
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lol. nearest dex will get to living with callum is if he stays at the bates hotel
just hope he dont have a shower lol
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lol. nearest dex will get to living with callum is if he stays at the bates hotel
just hope he dont have a shower lol
so very true
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lol. nearest dex will get to living with callum is if he stays at the bates hotel
just hope he dont have a shower lol
I think on the outisde they will be friends. They've already started talking more recently. Charlie will go mental.
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Must have been a Callum fan.
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Never mind, on LF last night Callum and Dexter were discussing the possibility of becoming flatmates, with Gina encouraging them.
I can't quite see how Callum could afford London rents on a teachers salary...that's if he ever does get a job as a teacher. Until that happy day it might be safe to assume he doesn't have a job and I can hardly see Dexterous paying his rent for him!
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