[Shaun]

Just replaying Far Cry 3 lol~

or


(you're in water for this one obviously, don't think you can get out of it that easily)

or



or

[Tregard]

The shark, without a doubt. Provided of course I won't drown.

[Jessica.]

GypsyGoth, because she would be too nice to harm me.

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

GypsyGoth, because she would be too nice to harm me.

[Joelle.]

If I'm going to die in a fist fight, I'd like it to be against a tiger

[Shaun]

lucas the most likely to die I see

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

lucas the most likely to die I see

OMG.. I'd charm it into giving me a hug, then kick it right in his bollocks!

Then I'd run.

[Tregard]

Is the shark I'm fighting the one in Wolfy's leg?

[Withano]

I voted tigers cos I heard they were only likely to kill women but I just Googled that and now I think I might have dreamt it

Originally Posted by Withano

I voted tigers cos I heard they were only likely to kill women but I just Googled that and now I think I might have dreamt it

[Verbal]

I'd set the bear on the tiger and whichever one won I would throw in the sea to fight the shark

[Withano]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

I'd set the bear on the tiger and whichever one won I would throw in the sea to fight the shark

But then they'd eat each others powers and you'd have to fight a shark with the agility of a tiger and the ferociousness of a bear. You'd have to fight a shearger.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Withano

But then they'd eat each others powers and you'd have to fight a shark with the agility of a tiger and the ferociousness of a bear. You'd have to fight a shearger.

Wasnt that a racehorse?

[Withano]

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

Wasnt that a racehorse?

Possibly, maybe they're good at disguises too. We're all ****ed.

[Livia]

The shark. Because there's no way I'd ever be in water anywhere where they might be a shark, so he'd get old and die waiting for me.

[Smithy]

I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

Originally Posted by Smithy

I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

Does this have any long term affect on the tiger, or is it armless?

Think the confusion is sticking your fingers into the eye sockets of sharks. Not participating in heavy petting with mammals.

[Smithy]

I think

[Z]

Originally Posted by Smithy

I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

Originally Posted by Smithy

I think

I think you're going to lose an arm if you're not very sure what you're doing, then

[Z]

I chose GypsyGoth because I've been waiting to teach her a lesson for years now.

[Smithy]

aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

[Z]

Originally Posted by Smithy

aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

Ah yes, that old chestnut

Originally Posted by Smithy

aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

That's what happens if you get survival advice from Scott.

[Livia]

I think the fingers up the anus thing is for when Millwall supporters are attacking you. Imagine the surprise...