[waterhog]

not now Bernard - there's a monster under my bed 19.08.13

this is full of spite,
some may say there's a attraction,
but if anyone ever spends a night,
in the morning they will have my reaction.
comparing Ginia to a book is absurd,
but its whats in my head,
its called "not now Bernard",
all about a monster under his bed.
Ginia's BB has been a disgrace,
inside she is bitter,
never will she be able to disguise that face,
no matter how much make up or glitter.
spoil t beyond belief,
getting her own way is the battle,
but i don't respect this chief,
even if she controls the HM's like cattle.
from the shell,
right through to the core,
it sends a horrible smell,
and such a bore.
the monster must not win,
BB history it will define,
it would be a real bad sin,
because Ginia's qualities are no shine.

( the question i most want to find out is - can anyone remember the book that inspired this ? i did so love it when i was little. )