[Ash*FAVE*hm]

Taken from Low Culture.

Reasons Aisleyne must win:

She superseded everyone’s initial expectations of her as another dim promo girl bimbo who’d be evicted on Week 4.

The fact that she assessed Sezer’s bullshitty ‘businessman’ wannabe player cred, having met a million of his type in every club in London, within about ten seconds, and thus proceeded to irritate the **** out of him by just being.

The fact she had to pinch her nose to stop herself from laughing immediately after Sezer was evicted.

Being the only person apart from Richard to stick up for Sam, giving her some quiet advice about being overfriendly and telling Nikki to back off with the intrusive gender inquisition.

Her ‘botherd’ ‘special needs thong’ response to Grace’s coven and their sneery looks.

In her time in the house, Aisleyne has been called a bitch, slag, ****ing slut, wigga, dick, cow, moose, wannabe black girl, hoochie mama, ghetto ho, hood rat, ugly, hideous, vile, revolting, fake, arselicker, drowned rat, easy, and the most evil woman in the entire world (thanks, Lea). In her time in the house, she has called Nikki boring, Lea manipulative, and Grace a bitch after she threw water at Susie.

Her open and vocal contempt for the alienation Grace et al inflicted on Sam and Susie.

The fact she was the only person to call out Grace for throwing water on Susie to her face, whilst everyone else waited until she had gone.

Her scaring the **** out of twatty Lisa post Watergate. Lisa screams in her face. Aisleyne slowly gets up and towers over her. Aisleyne demands to know who she thinks she is pointing at. Lisa’s eyes wiiiden.

Immediately after this Aisleyne took her heels off so as not to be intimidating.

Her enviable inventory of eyebrow manoeuvres.

Her spectacular sense of humour as displayed in that week when she decided to get very drunk indeed because she kept hearing ‘Aisleyne out’.

Her and Lea’s impressions of each other. ‘Me name be Aisleeeeeeeeeyne! Me bredrin!’

Ash: ‘Nikki! Nikki! I want Nikki, I love Nikki!’

Nikki: ‘When I look at her I feel physically sick’

‘I’m not a man teef. Unless he’s really fit’

‘You better know yourself before you talk about me, little girl!’

‘When I see that girl, you know, I’ma dash water in her face. Nah not really’

‘All up in my face like a proper rude girl’

‘I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller’

Her wardrobe being an eclectic mix of a gangland Mutya Buena and a middle aged new age healer dressing up as Joss Stone for Halloween.

The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words.

Being the only woman Pete has clit teased then ignored not to go insane over it (Lea, Lisa, Nikki, Jenny…).

Her ‘I’m sooo sorry babe’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #1’ when immediately prior Grace had been smirking like crazy at the belief the crowd were booing Aisleyne.

Her ‘bad!’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #2’.

The cutaway to Grace, Mikey and Lisa (and Sezer?)’s faces when her name is announced as winner would be the best Big Brother moment of all time.

Davina does not like Aisleyne at all (‘Hahahahahah look at her crying!’). It would be very interesting to see how this would colour a ‘winner’s interview’.

Feel free to add more and vote for Aisleyne.

[GodisaGooner]

fantastic! My reasons for liking her and wanting her to win, couldn't have put it better myself.

[Smeggypants]

I'm not allowed in this thread.

[kara]

excellent, lets make sure everyone sees this list by whatever means necessary

[dudul]

yes ash is the best housemate ever i think she has backed down a bit though since the chants so people are forgetting how real she use to be and now there calling her fake.... make your mind up people


love ash she sould win

[dudul]

and by the way why did everyone all of a sudden start disliking her "what hav i done" as she said

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by kara
excellent, lets make sure everyone sees this list by whatever means necessary

"whatever means necessary??" Is it a life or death situation?

There's some pygmy tribes in the amazon jungle that won't see it unless you get moving quickly!!!!

[Jordan]

Lets not forget this little fact. Aisleyne is a actress, and is the most respulsive, vile, machivellian, ignorant and biggest BULLY I have ever seen.


Aisleyne does not stand a CHANCE of winning because everyone (Apart from a few blind people) can see through her. When Aisleyne walks out of them doors, not even in 3rd place, carrying the biggest BOOS, the image in my head will be of all the Aisleyne lovers out there.

[Noopie]

If you actually thought of that, then I applaud you!! The best post for a while..

[xxxmeowchxxx]

why should she win all she cares about is herself.

[Blink_Me]

Originally posted by Smeggypants

"whatever means necessary??" Is it a life or death situation?

There's some pygmy tribes in the amazon jungle that won't see it unless you get moving quickly!!!!

We're talking Ash here. She's from the "hood" don't forget. If you don't vote for her the hood will get you.

[nikki-and-pete-reunited]

ash 2 win!!

[nik_fatw]

Originally posted by Jordan
Lets not forget this little fact. Aisleyne is a actress, and is the most respulsive, vile, machivellian, ignorant and biggest BULLY I have ever seen.


Aisleyne does not stand a CHANCE of winning because everyone (Apart from a few blind people) can see through her. When Aisleyne walks out of them doors, not even in 3rd place, carrying the biggest BOOS, the image in my head will be of all the Aisleyne lovers out there.

Your in the wrong thread...........bye

[kara]

keep up the pressure AND the voting, ash needs us!

[nik_fatw]

Congratulations on a wicked post!

Nothing to argue about there,

Ash to win........

....(or Dickie)

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by Blink_Me

We're talking Ash here. She's from the "hood" don't forget. If you don't vote for her the hood will get you.

OMFG, I'm going to beaten up by an item of chav clothing!!!

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by Jordan
Lets not forget this little fact. Aisleyne is a actress, and is the most respulsive, vile, machivellian, ignorant and biggest BULLY I have ever seen.

no you're WRONG!!!!

Ash is the SECOND MOST respulsive, vile, machivellian, ignorant and 2nd biggest BULLY you have ever seen.

GRACE is WORSE!!!

[Khudahafiz]

WHOOOO ASH TO WIN, ASH TO WIN!

[Craiggy]

Great post!

I hope she wins!

[BigBrother10:AllnewBigBro]

Pte to win,Why Ash in the final week why not last weeks stupid reasons.

[Chrizzle]

Thats it, Im U2Uing a mod

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Thats it, Im U2Uing a mod

why?

[Chrizzle]

All these posts are the same.
Its tiresome now

[GDJ]

I hope Ash wins she deserves to come first or second. Richard or Glyn next.

[here.comes.trouble]

I love ash
& im not here to be nasty
butttt.
i disliked how nasty she was to nikki
last night i was watching clips back 2 when i really didnt like ash
she was saying
'BORING' & yawning when nikki was talking which is plain rude, and she did call grace ignorant for ignorin her.
& also when nikki kissed pete & told people & she made fun of nikki infront of her in the kitchen

but now i do really like her & if she won i wudnt b that dispapointed.

so goood luk ash..if ure not 1st make sure u beat glyn & jennie