[Benjamin]

1). I've been engaged
2). I have been in erotic art that has been shown in galleries around the world
3). I haven't spoken to my mother in nearly 5 years.
4). I've woken up drunk on a beach full of families while dressed in a sheep outfit
5). My father and two brothers passed away before I was 5.


For some reason I'm struggling to think of anything interesting about myself.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Ben

1). I've been engaged
2). I have been in erotic art that has been shown in galleries around the world
3). I haven't spoken to my mother in nearly 5 years.
4). I've woken up drunk on a beach full of families while dressed in a sheep outfit
5). My father and two brothers passed away before I was 5.


For some reason I'm struggling to think of anything interesting about myself.

[Vicky.]

Hmm

I am emetophobic (fear of vomit)
I have a conviction for fraud/obtaining money by deception
I once cut my friends toe open with a broken bottle and by the time the paramedics got to my house, everyone was naked (we had continued the game despite the blood). Good night
Gazza nicked my dads motorbike..before I was born but still worth mentioning I think
I have a fiance in Greece..he is Albanian (swam to Zante..immigrant) and I think he might still be waiting for me to go back. Havent spoke at all since I moved back to England and I told him I would be back the next season

[james130]

I am left-handed.
I got an ASBO when I was 15 for getting pissed in a park multiple times.
I'm half Italian.
I've kissed Cheryl Cole on the cheek.
I had Cancer when I was 4.

[Apple202]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Hmm

I am emetophobic (fear of vomit)
I have a conviction for fraud/obtaining money by deception
I once cut my friends toe open with a broken bottle and by the time the paramedics got to my house, everyone was naked (we had continued the game despite the blood). Good night
Gazza nicked my dads motorbike..before I was born but still worth mentioning I think
I have a fiance in Greece..he is Albanian (swam to Zante..immigrant) and I think he might still be waiting for me to go back. Havent spoke at all since I moved back to England and I told him I would be back the next season

he swam across the Med??

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Apple202

he swam across the Med??

Apparently so. Though I didnt know which sea it was

My boss actually said that its really common for the (determined) Albanians to swim their way to Zante too

[Saph]

ok some real ones, I cant think of many interesting ones but;

1. I have a fear of answering the telephone/mobile
2. I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I never touch door handles if I can help it (especially in public places)
3. I've never had an alcoholic drink in my life (I've had a sip though; not for me)
4. I went to one of Steps' last concerts before they broke up when I was like 7/8
5. In year 6, I had a phase were I would pretend to be Miley Cyrus

[Shaun]

1] I had to pay about £250~ to get a false front tooth when I knocked the real one out on a night out that I don't remember. Just woke up and felt half of it missing. It did give me a bit of hillbilly chic for a month though.
2] I tried phone sex once with some guy I met online but he just hung up when he was finished which was really rude, but he had a nice penis.
3] I wore a women's suit around Exeter for a day on a whim because me and my best friend found them at a fleamarket and decided to do it for a dare. It was a size too small (I wasn't fat then) and I was unaware that I had a prominent bulge. I was embraced by the city's emos (it was 2005, there were a lot of them) as one of their own. It was purple and I had a matching hat, but I didn't get any shoes
4] I met Spencer from Made in Chelsea at some nightclub in Bath but then I threw up on the floor and was thrown out by a bouncer. The next week I met Dappy in another one. I was living the dream.
5] Derek 'BB6' Laud follows me on twitter. BEAT THAT.

[Stu]

Nothing too dramatic has happened in my life, to be honest. No real bullet points someone could read out on a quiz show .

But here goes ...

1. I'm a pansexual, equal opportunity lech but I have a preference for women.

2. I would like a future career either writing about Pro Wrestling or being involved in the business in some creative/broadcasting capacity. I don't have the body for the actual in ring work.

3. I grew dope in my hot press for two years. It was pretty good.

4. I want to start a grungy, electronic trip rock band. It would be bass driven with detuned guitars coloring the melodies. Sort of post punk meets 90's electronic. Joy Division crashing in to Massive Attack. Other nonsense analogies. We would be called The sCumbags. I have dozens of sketch books filled with theme ideas, concepts, lyrics and chord structures. I used to produce trance music as a hobby [I want to get back in to that] and I've been doing open mic poetry for years so that's sort of the background of it.

5. I work for a charity that raises money for education tools in developing countries by providing bar service [read : serve up pints of sloshy, flat Heineken] at various events and functions. This summer we went to Electric Picnic, Oxegen, Body & Soul and Indiependence. Next year we are trying to get our team to the U.K. festivals. I fractured my right humerus bone on August the 17th falling off a beer tent, slipping in the mud and landing on my elbow at the Eminem concert in Slane. The cast has only recently come off and I'm doing physiotherapy like a boss.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I love Will.I.Am

I love you too.

It was my daughters friend who started it and its gained momentum over the years. I resisted it at first but now I embrace the joke. I think they are actually on to something. Even my Mum and Dad call me Will to try and wind me up.

Its the glasses and the beard and we have quite similar complexions.

[Donovan.]

1. Ive had two haircuts where the hair stylist cut through my ear. I think the right one was first, followed by the left like two years later.
2. I have a fear of whales.
3. I've been class president for three out of my four high school years.
4. I'm the youngest out of 10 by 17 years. It's a mixed family though so.
5. I almost died when I was younger, because I fell into the pool on vacation and I couldn't swim. I grew up and became a swimmer, not because I wanted to overcome my past experiences or whateva. It was just a coincidence.

[Stu]

Brilliant .

You are an insane human being.

[King Gizzard]

might as well close the thread after that

[james130]

Originally Posted by Shaun

1] 5] Derek 'BB6' Laud follows me on twitter. BEAT THAT.

Cher Lloyd follow me.

[King Gizzard]

..yeah I think Shaun wins that one

[GiRTh]

Kelsey Grammar follows me. Top that.

[Jemal]

Erm..
1. I used to play for millwall but got released due to my Atshma
2. I was part of a gang 3-4 years ago.
3. I'm not scared of anything in this world apart from spiders.
4. Im half Bajan, half nigerian.
5. My role model is Nelson Mandela

I struggled with that loool

[Stu]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Kelsey Grammar follows me. Top that.

Sorry but I'm going to have to stick with Derek.

I'm rewatching BB6 at the mo .

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Kelsey Grammar follows me. Top that.

you lucky bastard

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Stu

Sorry but I'm going to have to stick with Derek.

I'm rewatching BB6 at the mo .

I concede. Shaun takes that one.

[King Gizzard]

Kofi Kingston told me his favourite sandwich on twitter once

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Kofi Kingston told me his favourite sandwich on twitter once

Yeah but Renee Young retweeted Lucas.

Okay I crack. What's his favorite sandwich?

[King Gizzard]

I think he said steak with pickles or something

I tweeted Derrick Bateman a picture of a pub near me called Batemans and he RT'ed it..not so big time

[Roy Mars III]

1. I almost died in a car accident when I was 15, and even today riding in a car scares the crap out of me. I can still drive one fine, but when I am in a car and not in control I panic.

2. People say I look like Channing Tatum, even going so far as to calling me Channing at times

3. I drink six cups of coffee a day

4. I won 1,000 in the lottery once

5. I am currently learning French (could think of a fifth one)

[Stu]

Oh, oh I'm learning French ATM too. Pretty decent at it, as well.

My only gambling win ever was Wigan in the F.A. cup final last year. Oh and John Laurenaitis beating John Cena or whatever that PPV match was like a year ago when Big Show returned.

I once spent 200 euro on scratch cards in a single day. 50 euro at a time and if I didn't break even with the money I'd keep 'reinvesting'. That's the justification I used.

Spoiler:

"It's okay. I have a system" and "that's just the way she goes, boys" were used a lot that day .