[Kate!]

Following on from the Best Party thread I thought we should also have a Worst Party thread.

Went to a party once at a friends boyfriends flat, hardly anyone turned up, was rubbish, and her fella was a bit of a knob, plus when I got home someone had robbed 20 quid out of my purse

[Jake.]

I don't know which category mine would go into, from everybodies point of view they've told me that it's one of the best parties they've ever been to, from my experience, at the time, it was a complete nightmare!

[Kate!]

Tell us more Jake

[Jake.]

I had around 25 people in a two bedroom flat, a fishbowl making a friend sick for the rest of night (with my no-longer owned dog attempting to eat the contents of the bucket), a huge argument in which an iPod was thrown at a mates head, with that same friend (the one who was hit by the iPod) kicking the wall in the front room, only for somebody to notice that he'd kicked a hole the size of two heads in the wall (ironically it was the girl who he'd had the argument with/threw the iPod at him who ended up fixing the wall with plaster the next day because she does a decorating course)... some other stuff as well... at other parties of mine I've had my mothers bed break, a chair broken and a door come off of the hinges. None of which my mother has ever found out about (apart from the bed, at first we held it up with some old Roald Dahl books and I ended up telling her that I just heard it collapse one day so I used the books to support it)

[Kate!]

omg that's disastrous. Awww.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jake.

I had around 25 people in a two bedroom flat, a fishbowl making a friend sick for the rest of night (with my dog attempting to eat the contents on the bucket), a huge argument in which an iPod was thrown at a mates head, with that same friend (the one who was hit by the iPod) kicking the wall in the front room, only for somebody to notice that he'd kicked a hole the size of two heads in the wall (ironically it was the girl who he'd had the argument with/threw the iPod at him who ended up fixing the wall with plaster the next day because she does a decorating course)... some other stuff as well... at other parties of mine I've had my mothers bed break, a chair broken and a door come off of the hinges. None of which my mother has ever found out about (apart from the bed, at first we held it up with some old Roald Dahl books and I ended up telling her that I just heard it collapse one day so I used the books to support it)

..we all one to come to one of you parties now, Jake....

[Kate!]

Yes next time you have a party Jake, Ammi and I are going on the guest list.

[Jake.]

Haha, you're both welcome to it I ended up getting that stressed that at one point I just left most of them there to go the shops to get some kitchen roll haha

[Jake.]

Oh and the next day wasn't much better.. after clearing up, I had to wash about ten towels (I had invited people over who clear things up with towels, apparently), and I clearly didn't pay attention to my mother teaching me how to use the machine because I kept on 'washing' them all day, only for them to come out uncleaned and dry again and again. I eventually realised that, me being me, I had the machine on 'Spin & Drain'.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Haha, you're both welcome to it I ended up getting that stressed that at one point I just left most of them there to go the shops to get some kitchen roll haha

...yeah, house parties are always a worry because you have no control over how other people will behave and how much they'll drink etc..I guess the good thing to do with house parties is to have them at someone else's house...when the boys had them, it was always in the garden as a campout and that always worked out ok, even if anyone did have too much to drink...mind you one of their friends once fell over and broke a tooth on a stone thing in the garden....

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Oh and the next day wasn't much better.. after clearing up, I had to wash about ten towels (I had invited people over who clear things up with towels, apparently), and I clearly didn't pay attention to my mother teaching me how to use the machine because I kept on 'washing' them all day, only for them to come out uncleaned and dry again and again. I eventually realised that, me being me, I had the machine on 'Spin & Drain'.

...stupid complicated washing machine.....

[Lee.]

I honestly can't think of a **** party I've been at.. I'm probably easily pleased though.. As long as I've got somebody funny to natter to and a drink in my hand I'm oblivious to any crappiness

[michael21]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Following on from the Best Party thread I thought we should also have a Worst Party thread.

Went to a party once at a friends boyfriends flat, hardly anyone turned up, was rubbish, and her fella was a bit of a knob, plus when I got home someone had robbed 20 quid out of my purse

i bet the knob nick the money

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...yeah, house parties are always a worry because you have no control over how other people will behave and how much they'll drink etc..I guess the good thing to do with house parties is to have them at someone else's house...when the boys had them, it was always in the garden as a campout and that always worked out ok, even if anyone did have too much to drink...mind you one of their friends once fell over and broke a tooth on a stone thing in the garden....

Ah, good parenting Ammi, the garden is a good idea.. means no mess where it really matters lol.. but ouch

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Ah, good parenting Ammi, the garden is a good idea.. means no mess where ot really matters lol.. but ouch

..yeah, I did feel really bad about sending a damaged and battered guest home but he did go straight to the dentist the next day...

[HD]

Originally Posted by Lee.

I honestly can't think of a **** party I've been at.. I'm probably easily pleased though.. As long as I've got somebody funny to natter to and a drink in my hand I'm oblivious to any crappiness

This

[smeagol]

new years eve a few years back now. i was semi back with ex sort of. and she invited to go to a new year party in some posh resturant by the river.. with her work mates i think and friends.
it was awful. i'm usually great with strangers act funny etc. but it was so awkward i didn't like any of them. full of toffy nose snobs. the drinks i kid you not were Ł15.80 each and they didn't serve beer. i took Ł50 with me and was broke within 3 drinks
there was no good music they had this awful jazz band lol

we went out by the river at 12 and she was being weird. and all i could think was this really sucks.
she was being weird. awful night. i dont mind posh but that was not enjoyable

[Doogle]

A couple of months ago I got kicked out my friend's house at 1am with other friends and we were all pissed on the street at 1am terrified and we had to get a cab back to someone's house and sleep there and yeah it was fun but the worst party so far

[Z]

Jake you legend

I can't think of any especially bad parties... suppose the only "bad" one I've had (seems totally tame and I don't even know why it bothered anyone so much at the time... teenage drama) was when we were about 16 years old and a girl that some of us were friends with had moved to our school and we'd sort of shown her around and told her who our friends were, introduced them etc... but she was a good friend of mine before she moved to my school and I'd told her about how my friend, we'll call him A, had been a bit of a rubbish friend and how he just seemed to do things so other people couldn't do them, get things so other people couldn't get them, his way or the highway...

So of course he throws a party and invites the new girl to the group (my friend) and gets with her, which a few of the guys and I saw as just the last straw so we stopped speaking to both of them and our massive group of friends split into two groups, our group was the bigger one and then there was the smaller one of those guys who joined another group and we never made up with him and it's a bit awkward with the other guys because one day we were friends and the next day we weren't. I'd still stop and speak to all of them if I saw them in the street now but it's a bit of a shame really, we wouldn't overreact to something like that now.

[Jords]

I wanna go to a Jake house party!!!

[Livia]

I worked for the Conservatives. The list is too long and too painful... it might start flashbacks.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by smeagol

new years eve a few years back now. i was semi back with ex sort of. and she invited to go to a new year party in some posh resturant by the river.. with her work mates i think and friends.
it was awful. i'm usually great with strangers act funny etc. but it was so awkward i didn't like any of them. full of toffy nose snobs. the drinks i kid you not were Ł15.80 each and they didn't serve beer. i took Ł50 with me and was broke within 3 drinks
there was no good music they had this awful jazz band lol

we went out by the river at 12 and she was being weird. and all i could think was this really sucks.
she was being weird. awful night. i dont mind posh but that was not enjoyable

You took Ł50 for a NYE party for 2 people? I would have been wierd cheapskate!


I made plenty of parties dire, I was a terrible drunk

[mizzy25]

The worst one ever was a lot of years back now prob 30 years ago, me and my best mate @ the time had been invited to an aquantance (sp) party so we thought we would pop in on our way to the town, BIG mistake, we called in and there was only about 12 people there so obviosuly we felt like we had to stay all night as nobody else turned up>
Another one was at house party again 30 years ago, i got extremly drunk and fell asleep fully clothed in the bath, they dragged me out got me on the sofa only for the same thing to happen again, you should have seen the bruises on my arms the next day, oh and i also puked in someones boot.

now this could either be classed as the best or the worst and it was just last year, a friend of a friend has a pub in the middle of nowhere apart from one street, it was her 50th last year she had a comedian and dj on. quite a few things happened, 1st a guy appeared dressed up as a pirate (it wasnt fancy dress) then another guy appeared dressed as captain america and the two of them danced about for most of the night. Her 80 year old mother was the leader in the *oops up side ya head* dance whilst sonia whose pub it is was doing the can can and the splits. Then a few of the guys dissapeared, only to be having a game of poker in the back room. Me and my mate went up to bed about 1.30am sonia has rooms above the pub, going to bed @ this time was a bit of a waste one point the music did go quiet then sonia came up to our room about 2.30am apperntly the dj had gone to bed so they went and woke him up, Id say the party was still in full swing about 4.30am, needless to say i got no sleep. we got up @ 8am and people were actually drinking alcohol!!

[Natalie.]

Probably at a NYE party and a quite older man started hitting on me and getting me to dance and I was under 16. I didn't know many there either so was bored

[Crimson Dynamo]

The one where I vomited in her dads vintage crash helmet and peed myself

If only I had been drinking, it would have erased the memory