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Kate! · 15-01-2014, 03:59 PM

This report contains

Very Disturbing News

Secret undercover Tibb Investigators have been carrying out extensive surveillance on forum members Lee, leader of the Leeberal Democrats who may be planning to run for office for a second time in Spring of 2014, and also on Current Prime Minister Marcus who has kept a very low profile lately and rumours are rife that he's been up to no good.

Lee

We think it is only fair to warn you citizens of Tibb about some terrible and shocking secret documents our agents found hidden in a box in her wardrobe, marked 'My Terrible Secrets : Keep Out You Bastards'.

Evidence shows that Lee is deeply involved in an undersground so called social group, dedicated to the cause of forcing poor innocent Josy to change her name to Alan (check out the Tibb Social Group Directory for further proof)

Is this the kind of person you think should come to power?

Just say No! Alan is no kind of a name for a woman, let alone one as magnificent as Josy.

Appalling!

Marcus

I can hardly bring myself to say this, but Marcus, your much loved and respected Prime Minister, has been caught in the act of bribing Reality TV Star Gemma Collins with doughnuts and chocolate eclairs to front his new Campaign for re-election, l;eading to her to putting on 9.5lbs and thus causing her to lose her place on the TV Extravaganza known as Splash!! Gemma sobbed as our agents grilled her, and made the following statement.

"I tried to restrain myself but he kept leaving me picnic hampers at the hotel reception and I love cakes."

This is diabolical and you the voters need to think very carefully before you re-elect such a morally corrupt fiendish swine.

Citizens of Tibb, do your moral duties and consider any new candidates who may (cough ahem) present themselves in the run up to Election Fever, due to hit Tibb this Spring. You have been forewarned!!!!! See you at the ballot boxes.

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arista · 15-01-2014, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Kate*

This report contains

Very Disturbing News

Secret undercover Tibb Investigators have been carrying out extensive surveillance on forum members Lee, leader of the Leeberal Democrats who may be planning to run for office for a second time in Spring of 2014, and also on Current Prime Minister Marcus who has kept a very low profile lately and rumours are rife that he's been up to no good.

Lee

We think it is only fair to warn you citizens of Tibb about some terrible and shocking secret documents our agents found hidden in a box in her wardrobe, marked 'My Terrible Secrets : Keep Out You Bastards'.

Evidence shows that Lee is deeply involved in an undersground so called social group, dedicated to the cause of forcing poor innocent Josy to change her name to Alan (check out the Tibb Social Group Directory for further proof)

Is this the kind of person you think should come to power?

Just say No! Alan is no kind of a name for a woman, let alone one as magnificent as Josy.

Appalling!

Marcus

I can hardly bring myself to say this, but Marcus, your much loved and respected Prime Minister, has been caught in the act of bribing Reality TV Star Gemma Collins with doughnuts and chocolate eclairs to front his new Campaign for re-election, l;eading to her to putting on 9.5lbs and thus causing her to lose her place on the TV Extravaganza known as Splash!! Gemma sobbed as our agents grilled her, and made the following statement.

"I tried to restrain myself but he kept leaving me picnic hampers at the hotel reception and I love cakes."

This is diabolical and you the voters need to think very carefully before you re-elect such a morally corrupt fiendish swine.

Citizens of Tibb, do your moral duties and consider any new candidates who may (cough ahem) present themselves in the run up to Election Fever, due to hit Tibb this Spring. You have been forewarned!!!!! See you at the ballot boxes.

- dramatic drumroll -

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