[waterhog]

Dappy - is he a number 1 laughing stock ? or a superb entrepreneur ? 18.01.14

i am not going to humiliate,
this is no count down conundrum,
3 number 1's is no exaggerate,
not forgetting the platinum.
so is Dappy clever,
or is his IQ random,
i think the brain cells are as light as a feather,
but he done well from Camden.
yes he can rap,
drugs and girls are his specialty,
but not knowing a country on a map,
really sums up his reality.
Luisa did excel,
69% is power,
with better performance then "Duracell",
entrepreneur is well onto a flower.
poetry and rap was Dappy's scar,
he really don't get intellect,
i liked Luisa hat of a shinning star,
while Dappy "dunce" hat was a perfect select.
a realization did occur,
Dappy's reputation is on the line,
confronting big brother on this recording blur,
will for ever add to this plonkers shine.
please join in the rhyme,
on the forum add your Dappy peace,
it can be no worse then my crime,
warning this thread will not be investigated by Dappy's poetry police.

[Kate!]

He's a tit. Not quite as bad as Lee, but definitely a tit.

[waterhog]

well i think that would would not best describe him - seen as he was all over luisa in truth or dare.

[Munchkins]

Laughing stock, an embarassment

[Pete.]

Laughing stock

[smudgie]

Coming across as quite pathetic at the minute.

Twit.