[waterhog]

neknomination craze finishing with El-chapo going to Eldorado 23.02.14

gather round round please
i am going to be the talker
help yourself to nibbles and cheese
i have stacked up on 2000 barrels of "Johnny Walker".
the point of this discussion
is of-course publicity
so before you all slip into concussion
education is the key facility.
yet again i am pointing the finger
social media must take blame
because videos are posted online and do linger
yet all are oblivious to the shame.
are we led by disgracebook - twitter
do we have to swallow
am i just jealous and bitter
i don't have a 1000 friends and imbeciles to follow.
freedom of choice is vital
even if the latest "trend" does creep
they may be started to pollute and to be spiteful
but responsibility must lye with the sheep.
come on people get wider
don't get this contamination
after reading this you will need a Vodka and cider
i wont blame the reader for this neknomination.
it is today's headline
but it will end like "Eldorado"
if thinking about it please decline
if anyone needs a "neknomination" its "El-Chapo".


( this site gives a insight into the drinking craze i am talking about http://localuknews.co.uk/article/two...drinking-craze and this website give a insight into the other man i refer to http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mexican-dru...6.html#ILD9J2g the question is - how did i bring the 2 story's together ? GOD only no's but if you have anything to say and want to add your 10 cents - it would be gratefully received if it rhymed. catch you folks later as i am i am have to see a man about a neknomination challenge all before i visit el-chapo in HMP. and if you don't see no more rhymes you will no the drink has taken its toll or el-chapo has caught up with me. or mark zuckerberk or a twit has got me. last comment goes to eldardo - anyone miss it ? marcusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?)