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Old 07-02-2014, 03:13 PM #1
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Get in the car
I have a gun

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I....

Roses are Red
Buy me some!

Roses are red
Carnations are white
I've been to the chemist
how about it tonight!
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Roses are red
Tyres are black
Why is your chest
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carpet is red
bathroom is red
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