[thesheriff443]

zee will be found naked and hand cuffed to a lamp post after being mistaken for an asian guy after he over done it with fake tan.

[Z]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

zee will be found naked and hand cuffed to a lamp post after being mistaken for an asian guy after he over done it with fake tan.

I've never fake tanned in my life but I bet if I did I'd get some in my eyes and I'd go blind

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Zee

I've never fake tanned in my life but I bet if I did I'd get some in my eyes and I'd go blind

true,

[Z]

Did I ever overshare about the time I gave myself a chemical burn down there in my efforts to get rid of the scabies? It worked and it was worth it but oh my God never again

[Kate!]

I have never known anyone like you Zee

[HD]

You're like a human version of Emmerdale, I feel for you so much <3

[Z]

I dunno I reckon Ninastar gives me a run for my money

[Kate!]

The female Zee

[Jake.]

can you have your own sitcom please

[Shaun]

getting conjunctivitis after being splashed in the eye by his own arm falling into a puddle after it's chopped off by a passing train, and the train was his 07:23 to work

[Z]

My mum's always telling me I'd write a hilarious autobiography but I've not done anything actually worth reading about