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Old 03-04-2014, 09:15 AM #1
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I remember when there were tons of these

terrible racist things that they were and i am glad they have now stopped

Like this one (say in irish accent)

So Paddy walks into a chemist’s and says, I would like to buy some deodorant please.

Certainly, sir, says the chemist. Ball or aerosol?

No says Paddy. sure its for under me erms..



Can anyone think of anymore of these dreadful racist jokes that I am glad have now stopped being told?


Dont watch this tonight: http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/ct...ple-with-jokes

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman’s or a Scotsman’s brain could be bought for €500 but an Englishman’s brain cost €10,000. That proves,’ said The Englishman, ‘that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.’
‘No it doesn’t,’ said The Irishman, ‘it just means that an Englishman’s brain has never been used.’

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Rangers fan in telling Irish jokes shocker. I am outraged
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