[Benjamin]

I'm drunk, ill and in my last days of being in my 20's so idc, but I only get to be 30 once so I would like a countdown to it, even if I am the only one who cares.

[Samm]

what would you say was better, you're teens or you're 20s

[Benjamin]

20's easily.

Teens were okay but too many 'life' problems (or what I thought were problems). 20's was a fun decade for me, I managed to get a degree, travel the world a few times, get pissed and not care, had a massive laugh on so many occasions, got engaged, got beaten up by my fiance (lol), met so many amazing people (along with many twats), worked some epic jobs and done some exhilarating things, worked out what I do and don't like and tbh I would not change anything about the last ten years of my life. It has been a riot.

I just hope the next ten are equally as amazing.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I only get to be 30 once so I would like a countdown to it, even if I am the only one who cares.

I wrote you a lil poem

Ben Jammin
Stay young at heart
Don't become
A grumpy old fart....

Turning thirty
Ain't so bad
On the whole
You should be glad...

You still have
Your own teeth and hair
Although some grey
Peeps through --- ooo errr!...

So keep on groovin
To your personal beat
You sexy, gorgeous
Flirty thirty lil treat!

xoxo

[Roy Mars III]

I've never felt the urge to subscribe to a thread before, but this one has got me to. Please keep us update, this is really interesting.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Roy Mars III

I've never felt the urge to subscribe to a thread before, but this one has got me to. Please keep us update, this is really interesting.

+1
On the edge of my seat

[Kate!]

- detects facetiousness -

Show a little respect for the love of God Roy and Karl. The man's getting on a bit, he'll hit you with his walking stick if you persist

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

[28 days to go] I found my first grey hair

how exciting

[Benjamin]

I found my first grey hair about 3 years ago.

It will be ground breaking news when I find my first grey pube.

[Kate!]

I wrote you a poem you ungrateful old bastard

[Ramsay]

Grey pube
I shudder to think lol

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Katherine.

I wrote you a poem you ungrateful old bastard

Thank you Kate for the poem you wrote
it brought a tear to my eye and lump to my throat,
such a loving gesture, maybe a little rude,
when I get old you get my first grey pube.

Originally Posted by Karl

Grey pube
I shudder to think lol

You can have my second

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Thank you Kate for the poem you wrote
it brought a tear to my eye and lump to my throat,
such a loving gesture, maybe a little rude,
when I get old you get my first grey pube.

Frame it and I'll put it on my mantel.

[T*]

49 Days till I'm 14

[T*]

Me and Ben were going to share a ******** party but He's away on holiday :'(

[T*]

I killed tibb </3

[Jake.]

48 days to get that hip replacement surgery booked in

[Benjamin]

/sob

[reece(:]

you're going to be looking like Madonna in no time

[Benjamin]

At least I'll have some good bingo wings for when I go to Gala

[Marsh.]

30. That sounds crazy to me.

I panicked when I turned 21, I might just have a heart attack when I hit 30.

[smudgie]

oh heavens.

[Benjamin]

Is that sarcasm

[Marsh.]

Are they crow's feet?

[Kizzy]

Is that your overbite?..