[Me. I Am Salman]

You Won’t Believe What Was In Her McDonald’s Mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’.

A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at a local McDonald’s. Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed an extra clump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. She licked it off, tasted it and immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”* McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. To make matters worse, in the following days, *McDowell woke with a giant red rash on the corner of her mouth. The rash spread and *developed into severe blisters. The doctor was able to verify that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken. The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/7333

eww

[Cherie]

Only on birthdays and holidays

[Livia]

Oh God... I've just eaten and now I want to throw up.

[james130]

Originally Posted by Salman!

The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results.The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/7333

That's it?!?
Surely there should be some criminal punishment for this kinda thing.

[Livia]

I don't see any evidence of this being a real story.

[Daniel.]

I was gonna have a mcdonalds today aswell

[Marsh.]

daily buzz live?

This isn't a real story is it?

[T*]

It's fake...
http://www.snopes.com//horrors/food/semen.asp


Always check snopes!

[Jay.]

I am dying at 'The Texture Was Familiar’.

[Ramsay]

Dat Dailybuzz

[T*]

Why do people fall for this?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Jay.

I am dying at 'The Texture Was Familiar’.

and given it was only Birthdays and holidays she has a good memory.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I was gonna have a mcdonalds today aswell

And you can, as this is a fake story.

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Cherie

and given it was only Birthdays and holidays she has a good memory.

Thank god she gives her man a little something extra in the bedroom or she would have eaten it all

[Ammi]

..it's not real then..?...only Greg could order fast food and be served herpes...

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Jay.

Thank god she gives her man a little something extra in the bedroom or she would have eaten it all

[Glenn.]

Omg I'm just about to have mcdonalds

[Cherie]

I don't like this kind of story it gives people ideas

[Me. I Am Salman]

I just had mcdonalds an hour ago lol

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I don't like this kind of story it gives people ideas

...do you mean to contaminate food Cherie..?..

[T*]

Originally Posted by Salman!

I just had mcdonalds an hour ago lol

It's fake
http://www.snopes.com//horrors/food/semen.asp

[Drew.]

Good lord poor girl

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...do you mean to contaminate food Cherie..?..

Yes unfortunately if I thought about it I probably would never eat out again

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by Drew.

Good lord poor girl

gonna tell everyone I know about this

[Ramsay]

Wonder if they'll get sued for this