[Gusto Brunt]

Has Brother Big gone too far
In showing something below the bar
Well to put it this way what we saw
Was damn sure not to bore.
A bum going up and down
But strangely our Kim wore a frown
No moans and groans cumming from her
Which made us all go duh
Nevertheless it was pretty all right
Least we didn't have Fight Night
Love and sex was the order of the day
While Kim and Steve just made hay
Come on we shout for the lines
Sex on TV a sign of the times.
Thrust that bit deeper says Kim to Steve
'I'm doing my best, one more heave'
'I'm done I'm done,' Steve is done
From a mum, 'what a son!'

I'm not as good as you, WaterHog. Not good at all.

[Cherie]

Waterhog will love it