[Johnnyuk123]

Post your limericks here.

When Steven said Kim open it
She wrongly thought he had said s.h.i.t
so true to her word
she rolled out a turd
and they both woke up covered in s.h.i.t

[Kizzy]

ew

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Post your limericks here.

When Steven said Kim open it
She wrongly thought he had said s.h.i.t
so true to her word
she rolled out a turd
and they both woke up covered in s.h.i.t

When I've stopped laughing I'll roll one out!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

When I've stopped laughing I'll roll one out!!!

We all need a bit of lighthearted fun on here.

I'm thinking up a few more as we speak.

[Kazanne]

Helen and Ash,fancied some pash
So the dived beneath the sheets,
But much to their surprise,what fell before their eyes
was Steven and Kimberlys feet!!!!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

We all need a bit of lighthearted fun on here.

I'm thinking up a few more as we speak.

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Helen and Ash,fancied some pash
So the dived beneath the sheets,
But much to their surprise,what fell before their eyes
was Steven and Kimberlys feet!!!!

[sampvt]

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

[Johnnyuk123]

As Kim made a run for the door
Steven knocked her flat out on the floor
Mark said hey whatcha doing
he said nowt were just screwing
As he opened her up on the floor

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

[Johnnyuk123]

As Ashleigh's teddy was snoozing in bed
he felt something touching his leg
Is that you Ashleigh dear?
No it's me Steve I'm queer!
and that rod in your back ain't my leg

[Kazanne]

There was a young girl called Bianca
who was really a bit of a wanka
She got out her bits
and displayed her tits
Glad she's gone to be honest,lol

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

As Ashleigh's teddy was snoozing in bed
he felt something was touching his leg
Is that you Ashleigh dear?
No it's me Steve I'm queer!
and that rod in your back ain't my leg

Stop it

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

There was a young girl called Bianca
who was really a bit of a wanka
She got out her bits
and displayed her tits
Glad she's gone to be honest,lol

keep em coming.

[Daffodil]

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

[Johnnyuk123]

As Toya was praying her gash
she said me and that Helen will clash
She's rude and she's cruel
And I'm nobodies fool
that tart's worse than daily star trash

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Daffodil

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

love it

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Steve is a millionaire steed
so Kimberly swallowed his seed
in less than an hour
his cock was a flower
and her minge was a bundle of weeds

[sampvt]

Ch5 bought a show called Big Brother
then they hired a bunch of sick mothers
they changed the shows ethos
and ignored our complaints
now its so bad no-one bothers

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Daffodil

An Essex girl called Biannca
thought stripping would make people thank her
But Winston did cringe
at the sight of her minge
What a silly w*nker!


Wordsworth.

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleigh's teddy set off to the loo
to gather his thoughts and to poo
he was rolling one out
when he heard Steven shout
I own you now so I say when you poo!

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Ch5 bought a show called Big Brother
then they hired a bunch of sick mothers
they changed the shows ethos
and ignored our complaints
now its so bad no-one bothers

[Johnnyuk123]

Ch5 thinks their show is a hit
while we on the forums shout s.h.i.t
the ratings are down
cos of these fekin clowns
who we all know just don't give a s.h.i.t

[Daffodil]

Pauline in the house was a farce
She gave Helen a final free pass!
Extremely rude
and never without food
No wonder she had a big arse.

[Daffodil]

A brainy young lady called Kim
Found love with a chap who was dim.
She got very frantic
at his attempts to be romantic
...then ran away from him.