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Jarvis Cocker enters enters and leaves BB for ever 21.07.14

gather round
Kimberly's news is a shocker
no more of that sexual sound
a last good bye to Stephen and Jarvis Cocker.
the Fonz was cool
no one can deny
Stephen in the DR did fool
so hard to spot was his cry.
i don't get the sorrow
or the bit about food
a clip i would just borrow
Stephen and the toast was most rude.
told to pack Kimberlys stuff
was Stephen reflecting
is a bad person a bluff
solely for the penis injecting.
should Stephen walk
as broken is his heart
Ashligh feels its all talk
and will be over as quick as the start.
a fun game
it was about the copy
Stephen and Winston was not lame
until Stephen got hair cut stroppy.
it was a humour crash
that was before the round of honesty
laughing his head off was Ash
while Helen beat Pav as of his indecisiveness and curiosity.
Ash moved onto eating
table manners i won't defend
but Chris's "A-team" had over all defeating
Zoe still labeled Ash a legend.
enter the hair dresser
did Helen go now a bit loony
not sure if she is being a head mess-er
but Stephen now has a haircut like Wayne Rooney.
Danielle is not forgotten
Ashligh and Chris have respect showing
but both realize the apple was rotten
and it was right she had going.
Stephen was self examining
his hair don't get a tick from Nike
while Helen and Ash were slamming
they feel its all to do with getting the public to like.
Kimberly spoke on the dog
it was the same previous store
this gave Stephen a good memory log
but i felt continuing was the Big Bore.
Mark was swimming
Christopher compared him to the red fish
Helen and Ash were dirty clothes water skimming
perfect wife material and a mag deal will be no wish.
they both were Winston buffering
it was not absurd
all night they heard him huffing and puffing
conclusion was he needs a "bird".
a bit of kiss chase
from that high pitched loud fella
being sent to the naughty step was grace
very funny was comparing himself to " Nelson Mandela".
a bit of beauty to the face
Chris, Pav Ashligh Zoe had a mask
for men to be vain is a disgrace
i was sure it was a hidden task.
Stephens mental state was in doubt
BB asked in-case it was halving
i like the "Britney Spears" big shout
and everyone at Stephen laughing.
Ash and Helen in bed
but not time for sleep
did she want to see his boxer's or head
Helen refused to have a peep.
Stephen went to settle down
no tears or any snot
his new partner has the Queens crown
i hope no wholes has the robot.
in the other bed was action
from Helen and Ash this was odd
self respect is no longer my attraction
sealed with a laugh and a "ohhhhh god".
that was Sunday's review
it may not be as quick as Ash or Stephen
sorry if it has made you blue
write a poetry reply and get even.





( i am going to try and get this to Jarvis as out of respect. just hope he does not mind. when i think of him i can not but help think of the interview with Ali G - it was so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApyVOW6Xe98 is anyone else sad Jarvis has left the building - i meant Kimberly ? love it if a few reply's could rap. )