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BB15 Big Brother 15 - aka Big Brother: Power Trip. The launch date was Thursday 5th June 2014. Discuss the series won by Helen Wood here.
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Old 31-07-2014, 01:38 AM #1
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Default Ash's Erectile Dysfuntion - A Laughing Matter?
I've been there too. It's not an easy place to be. But usually it's drink/drugs related, so there's always that to enjoy.

But poor Ash. "I can't be arsed". Oh dear. And on TV too. If I was ever on Big Brother and wilted, I'd just stop and say nothing. then again, Helen's likely to be going on about it tomorrow I reckon
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I think that was said to make us believe nothing went on .Ash's anatomy is in order .
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I think it was more to do with the fact that he was bored of them trying to keep the covers over them
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He was definitely banging her. Then he "couldn't be arsed" all of a sudden????? I reckon he realised he was on TV and suffered a bit of "performance anxiety".
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I don't think he was. I thought she was tossing him off.
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hmmmmm interesting .....maybe the one eyed trouser snake is camera shy? maybe she doesnt do it for him? maybe its just the whole lets not do sex on tv? maybe hes gay? maybe her breathe smells of satans anus...i mean who the hell knows
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It was her teeth, his dick flopped in fright.
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Has anyone on BB or BBBOT mentioned anything along the OP's title thread? Have you ever heard of slander?

I took their comment to be they couldn't be bothered with making a tent. Hence Helen's friend saying she used to be in the Girl Guides.
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I got the distinct impression (and there were sound effects too) that she was performing fellatio on him (gosh I am posh sometimes )
Ash unfortunately showed his true colours with the 'I can't be arsed' comment. That has to be the most UNROMANTIC and DISAPPOINTING thing to hear from someone you fancy. Helen's ego will be rock bottom now...and it all happening on national TV ... cringe!!!!!

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I think he just doesn't want to do anything on camera.
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They may still do, yet. And after they said how lame Steven and Kimberly were for doing the same!
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She was doing all the work. Lazy Ash!
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The dick Ash had it coming!
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The dick Ash had it coming!
I think you have erectile disfunction confused ... It means that ashs dick was not coming.
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I've been there too. It's not an easy place to be. But usually it's drink/drugs related, so there's always that to enjoy.

But poor Ash. "I can't be arsed". Oh dear. And on TV too. If I was ever on Big Brother and wilted, I'd just stop and say nothing. then again, Helen's likely to be going on about it tomorrow I reckon
Ironic that your sig says "ALL RISE"?
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He probably suddenly remembered that there are a couple of STI's that can be transmitted orally. "I can't be arsed with genital herpes."

In all seriousness though, the fact that he said "I can't be arsed" and she laughed definitely suggests it was a case of cold noodle soup... no way she would have found it funny if he was just turning down her efforts. I already felt a little bad for her after the "snog, marry, avoid" thing... "Snog Helen, Marry Zoe". Helen's face was like "FFS, story of my life." Hahaha. I mean... umm... aww .
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Tbf,Who actually could get it up for Helen?
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Tbf,Who actually could get it up for Helen?
Id give her a good seeing to but only if she pays me after im very good you see
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