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View Poll Results: if Chrsitopher and Mark are evicted will you have a pain in your groin ?
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if i read one more of your poems waterhog i will have more then a pain in my groin 6 100.00%
if i read one more of your poems waterhog i will have more then a pain in my groin
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:29 PM #1
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Default if they go will you have a pain in your groin ?

if they don't go will you have a pain in your groin ? 06.08.14


Hellen and Mark were styling
moose and gel flowing by the gallon
but self respect started piling
when both admitted when out its done by a salon.
detected was weird
no stepping on tip toes
Helen and Winston have feared
cracked has Christopher and proof was showering with clothes.
examination from a new fish
this is not void
Pav just signed his show death wish
but he's correct as all are suspicious and are paranoid.
Ash was now the magician
and he did pull of a good trick
the man done his homework and revision
Helen had 2 but not one hard stick.
the tomato was a flop
but the card trick was sick
even "Tommy Copper" could have no pop
when magic made a card appear on Marks pic.
face to face nominations were brutal
but from me no complaint
Pav Christopher Winston and Mark is fruitful
no better picture could i paint.
Christopher made a fool
trying to man up was no mussel
this guy will never be cool
as he has no ability to hussel.
tears in the bog
but no sympathy
this is a clear log
for Christopher i will never have empathy.
Pav tried to defend
i do agree with what he does say
but not doing enough to blend
is a bigger fault then entering half way.
little bits of bickering
with all there was "truth" and a degree
but Helens change is flickering
because i 100% observe what was said by Ashligh.
Mark is a thief
with his faults i do tire
we need these words to get into Christophers teeth
because stealing is worse then a "liar".
Winston is relieved
i liked how he calculated
but this "dumbo" act can not be believed
but we have well and truly been vindicated.
i have done a poem on a inspector
but i will shake his hand
the clues and Pav made him a detector
the evidence was Christopher warring his band.
cigarettes were also in the blame
but is this a unfair creation
Christopher really is weak with no shame
i to would not like his reputation.
more were borrowing
filling there bladder with no room
Mark and Helen and Ash were swallowing
all bladders did boom.
Ashligh thought Helen was directing
but her fingers are not sticky
shes a "Merry Poppins" which needs no correcting
i am not taking the "Micky".
Mark and Helen don't like the label
its like a broken calculator
he is "Cain" and she is "Able"
but both deservethe tittle of "manipulator".
Mark started to funk
Ashligh and Christopher had to escape
did not register he was drunk
always over his mouth he needs red tape.
the truth was flowing
Marks loosing his glitter
massive drop in speed and slowing
unattractive was him being bitter.
Christopher is calling time
instigated by Marks window parade
but guilty of a far worse crime
Christophers weakness has no shade.
we have 4 up for eviction
1 more will join
as much as Pav gives me friction
we have to rid Mark and Christopher who are a pain in my groin.
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