[MB.]

After a break, Emma is stood back outside the house on her presenting podium.

Emma: Yes, welcome back to Big Brother 2015! Now, you’ve seen the house, and now it’s time to meet the people who’ll be living in it for the next two and a half months. Exciting, isn’t it? So, without any further ado, let’s meet housemate number one…

The camera focuses on the screen outside the house as the VT of housemate number one, CAITLYN, begins.



Caitlyn: Hiya! I’m Caitlyn, I’m 27, my voice is as loud as my hair and I’m from Wrexham in Wales. My main love in life is to help people, I’m very sociable, you see. I work with little kids as a teaching assistant, and it’s the best job in the world. Best job there could be. Seeing other people happy makes me happy, and so that’s why I’m hoping that I’ll be going into a quite harmonious house. That being said, I’m quite good at getting my side of the story across – mostly because I’m really loud, you see, and as a result people very often disagree with me. You know, I’m easy to get along with, I’m up for a laugh, I might get on everyone’s nerves but at the end of the day, that’s just me and I’m not going to change who I am just to win. This is me, Caitlyn Howell, and this is the same person you’ll be seeing all the way through for however long I’m in that house. Which, since I’ll probably eat all the food in the fridge, might not be all that long. Oops.

A black limousine pulls up to the driveway. The door opens and Caitlyn emerges.

Emma: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Caitlyn!

Caitlyn walks through the crowd to cheers and up the staircase as Emma reads out statements about her. She then enters through the main doors and walks down the flight of stairs inside.

Caitlyn: Well, this is something, isn’t it? It’s lush…

Caitlyn enters the main house with a gasp, and begins to walk around. After saying ‘hello?’ several times, she plumps herself down on the sofa with a glass of bubbly, kicking her shoes off.

Caitlyn: Home, sweet home!

The camera cuts back to the exterior studio where Emma is on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, that’s one in, and I think it’s time for another. How about we bring a bit of class to proceedings with housemate number two?

The VT of the second entrant, EDWIN, begins.



Edwin: Hello, I’m Edwin, and as you can probably tell by the way I speak, I come off as quite posh. I wouldn’t say that myself, I’d personally call myself well-spoken, but I don’t take ‘posh’ as an insult. Anyway, I’m 22 years old, and I’ve recently finished my studies at Cambridge University, which was just a marvellous life experience for me. It’s the sort of thing that you can’t take for granted. I was very lucky. Unlike most of the people I’m sure I’ll be living with, I’m used to being away from my friends and my family for long periods of time. After all, I attended a private boarding school for a large majority of my childhood and teenage years, and yes, I would like to represent private school students on Big Brother. I’d love to show that just because I’m perceived as posh, it doesn’t mean that I think overly highly of myself, although I’m sure many would think that. I’m just willing to have a good old time, and if there’s a nice bit of leg in there, that’ll be a bonus, ha ha.

Edwin walks out of the limousine and through the crowd to a mixed reception, before entering through the main doors.

Edwin: This is frightfully small… is this it? Oh, wait, there’s a door here… do I push or pull? Goodness gra… oh, here we go…

Edwin enters the main house to see Caitlyn slouched on the sofa.

Edwin: Oh, hello… are you okay?

Caitlyn sits up.

Caitlyn: Yes, sorry, sorry, I’m tired already! Lush in here, ain’t it? I’m Caitlyn, love.

Edwin stands, looking bemused as Caitlyn runs up to him and kisses him on both cheeks.

Edwin: …Edwin, hello.

Caitlyn: What a funny name, ha ha. I’m kidding, love, I’m kidding. Have a drink.

We go back to Emma, standing on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, we’ve got Welsh dragon Caitlyn and posh totty Edwin in the mix. Shall we have a threesome?

The third housemate in is LAURA. Her VT begins on the big screen.



Laura: Hey, everyone, my name’s Laura Dwyer and I’m 19, and I’m a student from Grays in Essex! You can probably see that I come from a mixed heritage – my dad’s English, he’s from up the road in Basildon, and my mum’s originally from Sri Lanka, so I’ve got lots of different blood in me. Wait, that sounds so wrong! Anyway, I’m a big character, I love to have a good time with my mates and do all kinds of crazy s**t with them, I’m generally just a fun-loving girl. A lot of people would be surprised that I’m studying medicine, though, because I look a bit ditzy and stuff, but I still know my way around a stethoscope, don’t let the dyed blonde hair fool you! In the house, I’d like to think that I’d get along with everyone, and if not, f**ck ‘em, that’s the way I think about it! My worst trait is probably that I can gossip quite a bit. I swear quite a bit, too. Oh, and my burping. I guess I’m a bit of a tomboy in that sense. And I won’t be holding any of that stuff back in the house, trust me!

The limousine opens and Laura walks through the crowd to a reaction of mostly cheers. She then walks up the staircase to the sound of Emma’s voice and enters through the doors, before walking down the stairs and pulling her tight dress down.

Laura: Right, let’s do this s**t…

Laura pushes the door open.

Laura: Hiya! Oh my god, I love your outfit! S**t, it’s great in here, isn’t it?

Caitlyn: It’s lush!

Edwin remains sitting on the sofa with his glass of champagne. He waves to Laura. We then return to Emma.

Emma: More housemates will be heading through those doors right after this…

[T*]

*runs on stage and steals emmas mic and yells*
**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

[BigBrotherDude17]

Love it! cant wait for more.

[MB.]

Emma is stood in the crowd.

Emma: Welcome back to Big Brother 2015! So far this evening, we’ve seen three people walk through those famous doors, but there are still thirteen more to come. Will that number be a hindrance for our next housemate, or will they have the luck of the Irish on their side?...

SIMON’s VT begins with a close-up of the big screen.



Simon: Simon Smyth here, nice to meet you. I turned 33 last month and I’m from a small-ish town in Northern Ireland called Craigavon, where I work as a hospital nurse. I always get funny looks or little quips from people when I tell them that I’m a nurse – my response is to tell them to shut the ****** up. That usually works! But you know, outside of my job I’m in my thirties yet I do act like a big kid sometimes. I love practical jokes, messing about, all things like that, and somehow I’ve managed to hold onto a boyfriend for five years. Don’t ask me how. I’m quite an adventurous person so hopefully that’ll pay off in the house, for example I spent just under two years of my life backpacking around the world when I was eighteen. Adrenaline and action are big passions of mine, so yeah, fingers crossed I’ll get to show that off. How do I think I’ll do in there? Oh, I don’t know. I’ll probably have a Miley-esque meltdown in week two and start twerking up against everyone. In advance, viewers, I’m sorry. I really, really am.

Simon walks out of the limousine and towards the house, backed by a 80-20 cheers to boos ratio. He then walks up the stairs before turning and waving to his boyfriend, and then entering through the double doors.

Simon: (muttering to himself) Keep calm, keep calm, keep calm…

Simon, now stood in the vestibule, opens the house door and screams as he does so.

Simon: I’m a little excited, can you tell? Ha ha, hi, I’m Simon, nice to meet you.

Caitlyn and Laura rush over to Simon with open arms as Edwin is a little more cautious.

Simon: Are we the only ones in? Jaysus. Cool house, though, isn’t it? Sorry, I’m checking out the décor already, how very straight of me!

We cut back to Emma.

Emma: Time to turn this quartet into a certified quintet.

The VT package of the fifth housemate, TISHA, starts.



Tisha: This is Miss Tisha Adam, you know, Titchy Tish, and I’m 20. What can I say, I make girls jealous on a daily basis. I got the body, I got the ass, I know that, I ain’t shy. I know I’m a South London sex symbol, trademarked, but I’m not a slut or nothing. I know my boundaries. Like I wouldn’t shag some really smelly guy, I have standards man. I got respect for my mama and she wouldn’t shag some really smelly guy either so I follow her example. All I wanna do in life is party, I can get into any club in London on any night, the doormen love me and my ass man, I dance so well. And cause I work in Topshop, I get all these wicked clothes for free and I don’t have to pay for it or nothing. People probably ain’t gonna like me in the house because I’m too good for them, it ain’t my fault that bitches be mad, is it? I ain’t afraid of pulling some bitch out on her bad weave or her ugly as ****** face, am I? I’m gonna turn that s**t up to eleven and I’m gonna be spilling more teas than them peeps in the American Revolution. Or something like that.

Tisha treats the entranceway as a catwalk as she poses her way through the booing crowd and walks up to the house. She then composes herself as she walks down the stairs, before pushing up her boobs and walking through the main door.

Tisha: Yeah bitches! Let’s get pissed!

Edwin’s jaw drops. Simon, Caitlyn and Laura introduce themselves as Tisha bemoans the lack of ‘black bitches’. She then picks a bottle of champagne up from the table and drinks the entire thing.

Simon: I think I love you already!

Edwin holds his head in his hands. We then see Emma back on the steps outside the house.

Emma: So, that was Tisha… shall we give her a bit of Russian beef to sink her teeth into?

Housemate number six, LEON , is introduced with a video.



Leon: I’m Leonid Veniamin Ivanov, but my friends all call me Leon. I was born in Omsk in Russia, where I lived for six years, and then I left for America with my family for a better life. We lived in California, then I moved out to Los Angeles to set myself up as an entrepreneur. This year, I moved to London, where I’m running several businesses. I’ve had many jobs, partly as a property developer, also as a stockbroker, I’ve set up several joints in California and Nevada, bars, clubs, some of the most popular nightspots there can be. That’s all down to me. I’m not afraid to say that I’m successful, you know, money is another language for me. I speak money as fluently as I can Russian or English. I’m always used to having beautiful women on my arm, wherever I go, beautiful girls are there. I’ve had orgies, I’ve had sex on private jets – you can say that money can’t buy you love but that’s just a lie. Money can make you look good, money can get you laid, money can make you popular. People who think otherwise… well, they just need some money. It isn’t my fault if they’re poor!

The limousine door opens and Leon comes out to boos. Ignoring these, he blows them kisses and walks up the staircase to the doors. Once they open, he walks down the steps and into the house, peeping his head around the door first.

Caitlyn: Hello!

Leon walks past Caitlyn and shakes Edwin and Simon’s hands. He then nods his head at Laura and Tisha, before being startled by Caitlyn introducing herself with a kiss on the cheek. He wipes this off with his sleeve.

Leon: Is this everyone?

Edwin: (under his breath) God, I do hope not…

The camera cuts back to Emma, standing outside.

Emma: Why stop there? Let’s throw another victim… sorry, housemate, in!

ELOISE’s VT begins.



Eloise: Hello, I’m Eloise Koekemoer and I’m 23 years old. You’ll probably be able to tell by my accent that I’m South African – I was born and raised in a place called Randburg. It’s near Johannesburg, and it’s a fairly affluent area. I was lucky in that my family were quite wealthy – we lived in this really big house with acres of parkland, we had a maid, a nanny, a cook and a chauffeur and several cleaners, but I don’t see myself as different to any other girls. People in the past have said that I have a bit of a tendency to look down on people but no, I don’t agree. My upbringing doesn’t have any bearing on what I’m like now, does it? That said, yeah, I probably can be a bit of a bitch when I want to be, but everyone has a bit of a bitch inside of them. I can get quite pissed off with men, having just come from a relationship that fell through despite how hard I tried to make it work. Men can just be bastards like that. I’m probably not the most welcoming girl in that sense, but once my housemates get to know me, they’ll love me. Right?

Eloise’s reception is a mixture of cheers and boos, but she waves to the crowd nonetheless and walks up the steps, before blowing one last kiss and entering through the doors.

Eloise: Right, don’t fall, don’t fall…

Eloise manages to not fall, and after figuring out which way to open the door, she goes through to the main house.

Laura: Oh my god, I ******ing love your dress, oh my god! Sorry, I’m Laura.

Eloise: Eloise, nice to meet you.

The usual awkward-double-cheek-kissing occurs several more times as Eloise makes her way around her new housemates, starting with the girls.

Caitlyn: You’re Australian, aren’t you, hun?

Eloise: Close, South Africa! Haha.

Caitlyn: Africa?!

Simon: This is turning into that scene from Mean Girls, I can feel it!...

The camera cuts away from the live feed and back to Emma, who is now stood on the steps leading to her circular podium.

Emma: We’ll be slowly trickling further towards a full house right after these messages…

[Nick.]

Love the house description and the chair! Tish <3 Edwin <3 Simon seems rather arrogant!

[MB.]

We return from an advert break to see Emma stood outside the house.

Emma: Hello, and welcome back to the live launch of Big Brother: Winner Takes All! We’ve already seen seven… lucky housemates enter through those doors right behind me. And here’s your eighth.

Through the form of a VT, we meet housemate number eight, JACKSON.



Jackson: I’m Jackson Godwin, 25, all round nice guy, you get me. My parents are from Zimbabwe, I’m not, I’m a Brummie, all the way from Lee Bank, but I’m currently living in London. Love it, man, it’s a great city. Loads of nice people here. What do I do? I’m a music producer slash rapper slash musician, I sing a bit, I lay down beats, I DJ, I host parties, and I also do work with youths with troubles, you know, trying to build their life back up and get them on the right path, and I help them with music therapy and stuff. Most people don’t care about the community and politics and s**t but I do, man, even though the people they’ve got in Parliament right now are right t**ts. We need to help change this country and I’m really like passionate about that. That’s what makes me different from most people I know, you know. In the house, I’ll be a big character, man, I won’t back down in any arguments or stuff like that, I usually get my way, but you’ll fall in love with me eventually. Right? Look at that smile, man. Adorable, innit?

Jackson leaves his limousine to a reception of mostly cheers, flicking the peace ‘V’ sign as he walks through the crowd and into the house.

Jackson: This is gonna be one hell of a summer…

Jackson pushes the main door open and says hello to his fellow new housemates.

Jackson: What’s up? I’m Jackson Godwin, nice to meet you…

Back to Emma we go to introduce the next housemate.

Emma: Who’s next, I hear you ask? Well, ponder no more, because here they are!

The next VT we see belongs to VIVIENNE.



Vivienne: My name’s Vivienne Adeyemi, and I’m 24. My family originally come from a place called Koidu Town in Sierra Leone, but have lived over here for most of their lives. I grew up in London and have just finished a politics degree course at the University of Leicester. I also run a blog about current affairs and politics, things like that. I’d like to consider myself quite intellectual, I’m really into philosophy and the inner workings of the mind, and all things related to that. In a way, I prefer to hold conversations with people on a similar wavelength to me, but I do make an effort to make friends and socialise with all sorts of people. Then again, I can’t stand people who are sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, racist people who discriminate based on social class, so I do take a lot of inspiration from people like Maya Angelou, Hillary Clinton and Nelson Mandela. They’re heroes of mine. In the house, I’d like to think that I’d be quite easy to get along with and that I wouldn’t get involved in too many arguments, but if there’s somebody in there who can rile me up, I’ll tell them to their face.

To cheers, Vivienne walks down the runway and up the stairs to the doors. She then turns, waves, and enters. At the bottom of the steps, she takes a deep breath and goes in.

Vivienne: Hello!

Caitlyn: You look lush, hun, wow! What’s your name?

Vivienne: Thanks! I’m Vivienne.

Tisha: That’s my gran’s name. I think.

Vivienne laughs.

The camera returns to Emma, stood next to the crowd.

Emma: Well, it’s time to go into double figures and meet housemate number ten!

GREG appears on the big screen.



Greg: Greg, here, or Gregory to my mum, I’m 24 and I’m from just outside Saltash in Cornwall where I’ve lived for all my life. I’m a real Cornish lad, you know, I work part time on my dad’s farm which I have done since I was about eight, I think. I’ve got a tractor license and everything, it’s great. When I’m not up to my knees in cow muck, I’m working behind the bar in a pub. I enjoy it, but it’s not what I want to do all my life. So hopefully Big Brother will open a couple of new doors for me, you know. I’m quite a laid back, relaxed person, which is what people who meet me always say. I hardly ever stress about anything, things happen for a reason and you’ve just got to accept that and move on. I’ve only ever been in one relationship which lasted for four years, so it’s probably safe to say that I’m not that experienced on the old love front. Whether I’ll find someone in the house is anyone’s guess, but I’m not going in looking for a romance. I’m going in for one hell of a great summer and whatever it may entail!

Greg emerges to cheers and shakes the hands of members of the crowd. Perhaps milking it for slightly too long, he then hops up the stairs and into the house.

Greg: Phew...

He pushes the main door open.

Greg: Nice to meet you all! Greg.

Laura: Oh my god, you sound like a farmer!

Greg: I am… ish… sorry, I didn’t catch your name?

Laura: Laura!

Greg then makes his way around the other housemates as we go back to Emma, stood outside.

Emma: Time for another housemate to enter the mad house!

PRISCILLA’s VT starts.



Priscilla: I am Priscilla Rose Turner, and I’ll be unique housemate in that I was born with psychic and clairvoyant abilities. I’m not young, I’ll admit that, in fact I was 63 this year, and I’m from Toxteth in Liverpool, where I run my palm reading business. There will always skeptics and doubters and bloody naysayers, but they’re people who need to open their minds to the possibilities. I can contact those who have passed on, I can tell things about someone’s lives that even those closest to them wouldn’t be able to, I regularly hold séances to communicate with spirits, I’m not modest where my abilities are concerned in the slightest. I’m semi-retired now but I don’t want to kick my feet up, I want to do something fun and active and I’ll be able to put across my side of the story in the Big Brother house. People are often surprised that I’m in a relationship with a woman, but that’s because I’ve grown to become fed up with men. They’re useless, women are much more preferable. Anyway, let’s just say that I won’t be a cuddly old grandma as many of the older people on this show can be. I’ll be a bitch if I need to be a bitch.

Priscilla is heavily booed as she leaves her limousine. She then walks up the staircase and through the doors. She takes her time walking down the steps, holding the train to her long black dress up as she does so. She then opens the door to the main house.

Caitlyn: Hello!

Priscilla: Hello, darling… my name’s Priscilla…

Tisha: Like the bus?

Silence. The live stream then ends and we return to Emma.

Emma: After the break, the line-up will be completed, and as ever there’ll be a whopping sting in the tail… see you soon!

[Nick.]

Oooh I love Priscilla!

[BigBrotherDude17]

so far greg is my favorite

[MB.]

(not a good time for my laptop to crash, was it? The last five are coming up...)

[MB.]

Emma is stood on her podium.

Emma: Yes, welcome back to the live launch of Big Brother 2015! So far, we’ve seen eleven enter. Now, let’s say aloha to number twelve!

The next person in is SPENCER.



Spencer: Hey guys, Spencer Hood here, I’m a baby-faced 18 year old and I come from Leeds in God’s own county of Yorkshire. I guess I’m your typical student, I love to go out and party with my mates and I drink more than I should do, but don’t tell my mam I said that. My manner’s aren’t that great either to be honest, I’ll probably piss them all off with my trumping and stuff, and I know I’ve got a good body so I wouldn’t be afraid to get naked or bash one out if they give me the chance. I’m only a teenager, you know. I’m pretty likeable so it won’t be a problem if the other housemates don’t get on with me, they’ll soon see sense. The kind of people I don’t really get on with is women who think they can boss you around just cause they’re women, they’re no better than us, you know. People should be judged on what they’re like and not seen as better just because of what gender they are, that’s stupid. So don’t put any feminists in the house, ok? Then we’re cool. Don’t see me as just an eighteen-year old, either, let’s just say I’ve got experience.

Spencer is mostly greeted by cheers as he leaves the limousine and bounds down the runway and up the stairs at a very fast speed. He then enters through the doors and down the stairs.

Spencer: Hey, hey! Spencer, nice to meet you all.

The housemates walk up to Spencer to welcome him.

Priscilla: Bloody hell, you look young enough to be my grandson. How old are you?

Spencer: Ha ha… I’m 18...

Caitlyn: That’s old enough for me!

Emma is now stood at the edge of the crowd, ready to introduce the next entrant.

Emma: They’re all getting along swimmingly, aren’t they? Let’s see if they still are after we meet our next lass...

The VT of NADINE begins up on the big screen.



Nadine: I’m Nadine Sherry, I’m 28 and I come from Trim in County Meath in Ireland, near to Dublin. I currently work as a receptionist in Liverpool, and as a job, I don’t mind it. I would like to go on to bigger things in the future, though, so I’ll have to wait and see what happens. Coming from Ireland, I was raised as a Catholic and I still am to this day. I would never even think of disobeying my religion, not at all. I was born a Catholic and will die a Catholic. Since I grew up in a rather small Irish town, there were never many ethnic people and therefore I never interacted with people other than people like myself as a child. I wouldn’t say I’m racist, certainly not, but I wouldn’t exactly feel comfortable in the company of someone ethnic just because I wouldn’t know how to act. Going into Big Brother is a bit of a risk in that sense, yes, but I will try very hard to interact with everybody in there whether they’re like me or not. I definitely don’t want people at home to judge me based on my religion. As a person, perhaps, but never my religion.

Nadine’s reaction is boos from the crowd, which seem to affect her as she walks up the stairs and into the house. She then shakes as she walks down the steps.

Eloise: Hi!

Greg: Oh, you’re shaking love. Was it bad?

Nadine: Awful, it was awful. I'm so nervous. Sorry, I need a sit down…

The other housemates stand around, looking awkward as Nadine goes to sit on the sofas. Meanwhile, we return to Emma.

Emma: Let’s not dilly dally, it’s time for housemate number fourteen!

The housemate is question is TANVIR.



Tanvir: Tanvir Nasser here, I’m 21 and you’ll find me in Rochdale, usually in a gym somewhere. I’m very passionate about fitness, so yeah, I’m always working out and trying to maintain a good shape, stuff like that. I regularly do boxing, kickboxing, extreme sports, rock climbing, there’s rarely a day that goes by without me doing loads of exercise and I think it’ll be a struggle in the house if I don’t get to burn some calories as often. I’m also going in to represent my religion in a way, because there aren’t many Muslims that go into the house. Granted, I’m more of a lax Muslim – you know, I drink, I eat pork, but times are changing and that’s the modern way. Not every single word of the Qur’an has to be followed strictly. In the house, I’d hope that I’ll be quite a strong presence, you know, I can argue if I want to, and I’ve got strong beliefs on things so I’m sure I’ll put those across when I’m in there. But above all, I’m just going in to have a good time, and if I have to play the game now and again… yeah, I’ll do it.

The door to the limousine opens and Tanvir walks out to a mostly positive reception. He shows the cameras his biceps and then proceeds to enter the house.

Tanvir: Here we go!

Tanvir pushes the door open and says hello to his fellow housemates. Nadine remains sat on the sofas, but she looks up to Tanvir and waves.

Tanvir: Hey, all, I’m Tanvir. T-A-N-V-I-R. This house looks great, doesn’t it?

Vivienne: It's beautiful, you're right... hi, T-A-N-V-I-R. I'm Vivienne.

The camera returns to Emma.

Emma: It’s time to meet our penultimate housemate of the summer, folks…

CANDIE is the fifteenth person in, and we’re introduced to her with a VT.



Candie: Hi, everyone, my name’s Candie, I’m 24 and I’m a dancer and a waitress on the side. I suppose my hyperactivity stems from the fact that I’ve never, ever been in one place for very long – my mother’s Chinese-English, my father’s Australian, I was born in Hong Kong before moving to Melbourne and then to London all before I turned five, and now I’m currently based in Brighton where I co-run a dance studio. I absolutely adore my job, because it’s doing what I love and I get to help other people to get fit as well, so there’s an extra incentive. I’ve done small bits of work for pop videos and adverts and such, but I’ve never really ever hit the big time which is why I’m also working in a restaurant, you know, to help pay the bills. I’m a very open and fun-loving person, I love a good joke, I’ve always got energy, and I’ve got quite a high-pitched voice as you can tell. That might be something that irritates my other housemates, I don’t know. Still, with me in the house, I’m sure they’ll be bound to lose some weight – at least you can say that’ll be a bonus!

Candie walks through the crowd, being mostly cheered, and shows off a few dance moves as she does so. She then twirls up the stairs and into the vestibule, then walking down the stairs and into the house.

Candie: Hello! I’m Candie, great to meet you all! Is this everyone?

Simon: Hey! No, I think we’ve got one or two left to go. Here, have a drink. We’re nearly out but I’m sure we’ll be able to squeeze some out from somewhere.

Leon and Edwin just seem baffled at Candie’s name. Elsewhere, we cut back to Emma, ready to introduce the final housemate of the evening.

Emma: Fifteen down, one to go. Go on, do you want housemate number sixteen? Of course you do! Here he is.

We meet the last housemate in, BILLY.



Billy: Hey, hey, hey, this is Billy Walcott, and I’m from Dagenham. Not originally, though, I grew up in Chaguanas in Trinidad and then moved over here with my country as a teenager. I’m 46 now, though I’ll turn 47 the day after the launch so I’m hoping for a good party, you know! I work as a head chef in a Caribbean cuisine restaurant, and it’s the best job I’ve ever had. Us Caribbeans love our food and our flavours, and being able to put on a feast is really important to me. I’ll probably be the daddy figure of the house, and I’m cool with that, I’ve got two grown up kids now anyway and I’m on my own now, so if there’s a girl in there that wants me to be her ‘daddy’… I’m not complaining! Yeah, I’m just a fun guy, I love family, I love socialising and relaxing. All the women in the house will probably hate my for not doing any housework but they just need to lighten up, you know? Stop thinking about the little things and consider the big picture. The Billy way of life is the best way of life, and that’s what you’re going to see in the Big Brother house.

Billy’s reaction is one of mostly cheers, and he laps this up as he enters the house.

Billy: Woo hoo hoo!

Billy pushes the main door open and cheers loudly.

Caitlyn: Ha ha, hello! You’re loud! Not quite as loud as me, I'm sure you'll learn that. I’m Caitlyn, hi.

Billy says hello to Caitlyn and makes his way around the other fourteen housemates.

Jackson: So this is all of us, huh? Let the fun and games begin!

We then go back to Emma.

Emma: Fun and games, you say, Jackson? Hmm. I don’t think so! I’ll see you after this break for an almighty twist…

[Nick.]

Nadine & Candie <3

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Emma is stood on her podium when we come back from the advert break.

Emma: Welcome back to Big Brother: Winner Takes All’s live launch, everyone! Now, we’ve seen all sixteen housemates enter – Caitlyn, Edwin, Laura, Simon, Tisha, Leon, Eloise, Jackson, Vivienne, Greg, Priscilla, Spencer, Nadine, Tanvir, Candie and Billy – and our residents are relaxing ready for a peaceful night ahead. Right? Wrong! Let’s cross over to Big Brother to deliver a little bit of news…

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would one housemate come to the diary room.

Eloise, Tisha, Candie and Spencer jostle over who gets to go to the diary room.

Tisha: Hey, I said first, bitch!

Tisha races out to the main door.

Tisha: Wait, where the ****** is it? ******'s sake! Oh, hang on, it's there.

Tisha enters the diary room and sits down on the chair.

Tisha: Hey BB.

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha. Tisha, as you already know, this year’s theme is Winner Takes All. Money will control the house, and will play a very important role in the house’s events.

Tisha: What?

Big Brother: Next Friday, one housemate will be evicted from the Big Brother house. However, the housemates that face this public vote will not be decided by the usual nomination process. Instead, this is where money comes into play.

Tisha: Huh?

Big Brother: Over the next few days, Big Brother will offer housemates the chance to earn Big Brother’s special coins. These coins can be earned through a series of personal challenges offered to each housemate. If they accept one of these challenges, they will earn the number of coins on offer. If they do not, they will not earn any coins for this challenge. Additionally, housemates may also be tempted to give up some of their coins, in return for a treat. Next week, Big Brother will ask each housemate to provide the coins that they have banked to Big Brother. The three housemates who receive the fewest coins will then face the public vote. Do you understand?

Tisha: Sorta.

Big Brother: This is where you come in, Tisha. Big Brother would like to offer you a head start on your fellow housemates – a head start to the tune of 50 coins. In return for these coins, you must give up your bed and instead spend your first night in the Big Brother’s special solitary confinement room. If you agree, you must spend the entire night in the room, without leaving the room. If you do leave the room at any point during the night, you will not receive any coins. Tisha. Are you willing to accept this challenge?

Tisha: What’s sanitary confinement?

Big Brother: Solitary, Tisha.

Tisha: Oh, right, yeah, okay. I’ll give it a go, yeah, cause I want to stay in the house. I’ll have my bed tomorrow, anyway. It can’t be that bad.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha. To confirm, you are accepting Big Brother’s offer of spending the night in solitary confinement?

Tisha: Yeah, okay.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha. Tisha, please leave the diary room to the door to your left.

Tisha: Right…

Tisha leaves the diary room through a door to her right, and into the small task room, which is covered in white, padded walls.



Tisha: S**t, I don’t like this…

Tisha sits on the floor and begins to twiddle her thumbs.

Tisha: Can you at least bring some chicken or something, BB? I’m hungry, man.

In the living room, the housemates have been watching Tisha on the plasma screen.

Candie: I could never do that!

Leon: The game’s really on now. I don’t care, I’d sleep in there.

Billy: You're right, that girl needs to grow a pair of balls. Ha ha!

Laura: Lay off her, she's done it, give her some credit for that.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, the bedroom is now open.

The housemates cheer as they run to the bedroom via the garden. They then begin to choose their beds as we cut back to Emma.

Emma: So, there you have it! Big Brother 2015 has kicked off good and proper. I’ll be back here for the first eviction show next Friday at 9pm, whilst you can stick around to see Iain and Emma on Late Edition, up next. But until then, na night!

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Originally Posted by Tom!

*runs on stage and steals emmas mic and yells*
**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Originally Posted by BigBrotherDude17

Love it! cant wait for more.

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Love the house description and the chair! Tish <3 Edwin <3 Simon seems rather arrogant!

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Oooh I love Priscilla!

Originally Posted by BigBrotherDude17

so far greg is my favorite

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Nadine & Candie <3

Thank you

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The first update will come tomorrow, where you'll find out how Tisha did in sanitary solitary confinement

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V/O: 4.47am. Tisha is in the solitary confinement room, having accepted a challenge to spend the night in there set by Big Brother last night. She has just woken up after having slept for three hours and fifteen minutes.

Tisha: This is so ******ing dull, Big Bruv, when can I get out?

Tisha remains sat on the floor, with her arms crossed.

Big Brother: Tisha, you are able to leave the solitary confinement room at any time. However, if you choose to do so, you will not receive any coins for this challenge.

Tisha: Eh, that's fine, I just wanna go now. I'm ******ing bored.

Tisha gets up and walks up to the door, opening it and proceeding to enter the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha.

Tisha rubs her eyes.

Tisha: I'm tired, I wanna go into the house. Let me out.

Big Brother: Tisha, can you confirm that you are leaving the task?

Tisha: Well, durr.

Big Brother: Tisha, the diary room door is now open for you to re-enter the main house, and Big Brother has unlocked the bedroom door for five minutes. Do bear in mind that as a result of this decision, you will receive no coins towards your total for this task.

Tisha: Cheers.

Tisha leaves the diary room and accesses the bedroom via the garden. Caitlyn wakes up to see Tisha crawling into the one vacant bed.

Caitlyn: (rubbing her eyes) Oh, babe, didn't you do it?

Tisha: Nah... couldn't be arsed. Night.

Caitlyn: Night.

V/O: 9.32am. Housemates are waking up to their first full day in the Big Brother house. Greg and Billy are in the kitchen, cooking breakfast for the housemates. Candie is making tea.

Candie: You're looking hot today, Eloise! Hey, do you want milk in yours, love?

Eloise: Aw, thanks - I didn't pack that much but yeah, this is one sexy jacket! Ha ha. And anyway, I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't. Where's the fridge, anyway?

Candie: Hang on, I'll look.

Billy: (muttering) I'm surprised that Caitlyn girl hasn't found the fridge already... ha ha...

Greg: Oh, and happy birthday, mate. I'm surprised you're already up after how much you were drinking last night!

Billy: Eh, cheers. I can handle my drink. We're going to get hammered again tonight, my friend, just you wait. Big Brother will have something big planned for me.

V/O: The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom. Edwin and Jackson are discussing Tisha's decision to leave the solitary confinement room after six hours.

Edwin: Oh, did she leave? I probably would have been able to stick it out, she only needed to last a few more hours. Giving up's always the easy option.

Jackson: Look, I don't know... oi, Tisha, was it hard in there?

Tisha: What?

Jackson: In the room, was it hard?

Tisha: It was ******ing horrible, mate. (Tisha sticks her head beneath a pillow)

Edwin: Guess that clears that one up, then...

Meanwhile, Priscilla remains asleep, whilst Nadine combs her hair in a mirror.

V/O: 11.07am. Candie, Laura, Greg, Simon, Tisha and Vivienne are in the garden.

Candie: So basically, you stick your arse out a little bit like this, then you drop down really quickly like this...

Candie demonstrates a dance move to Greg, Simon and Vivienne, whilst Laura and Tisha sit in the smoking area, cheering on.

Greg: My first day in the house... and I'm being taught how to slut drop!

Simon: Are you kidding? This is going on my CV!

V/O: Spencer and Tanvir are sat in the bedroom.

Tanvir: Are they seriously doing that? ******ing hell, man, it's day one, don't lose all your credibility already.

Spencer: She's got a nice arse, though, ha ha.

Tanvir: Who?

Spencer: The girl with the big hair, I ain't good with names.

Tanvir: Ha ha, now that's a real lad, right there.

V/O: 1:54pm. Billy has been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Billy.

Billy: Afternoon B.

Big Brother: Happy birthday, Billy.

Billy: I was wondering when you were going to say that! Cheers, big man.

Big Brother: Billy. As you know, this week, the house will feel the force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Billy: Yeah?...

Big Brother: Well, Billy. Big Brother is aware that today is your 47th birthday. However, if you turn down a birthday party for the whole house tonight, you will receive 75 coins from Big Brother. Billy, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Billy: Are you s**tting me? ****** no. I want a party, we're getting a party.

Big Brother: Thank you, Billy. You may now leave the diary room.

Billy leaves the diary room and re-enters the living area, where Leon is eating toast.

Leon: What was that all about?

Billy: They wanted me to give up our party tonight. I told them to ****** off!

Leon: Ha ha, and good on you, too.

Billy: Them Big Brother twats... (Billy shakes his head)

V/O: 4:02pm. Eloise has been called to the diary room.

Eloise: I'm not liking the look of this...

Big Brother: Hello, Eloise.

Eloise: Hey, Big Brother.

Big Brother: Eloise. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Eloise: Yep. I understand.

Big Brother: Well, Eloise. From your brief time in the Big Brother house, Big Brother can tell that you like your fashion. However, if you agree to give up your suitcase until further notice, Big Brother will reward this with 80 coins. Eloise, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Eloise: Really? Really? Oh, god... ugh, you twats... ha ha... oh, but I can borrow stuff from other people, right? And I really want to stay... oh, this is hard. Damn. Yeah, okay, I'll play the game. I'll do it.

Big Brother: Thank you, Eloise. Big Brother will provide you with your eighty coins via the hatch in the living room. Big Brother will also ask you to bring your suitcase to the store room as soon as possible. Eloise, you may now leave the diary room.

Eloise: I'm going to regret this, I know it!...

Eloise leaves the diary room and runs over to Vivienne.

Eloise: I've just got rid of my suitcase for the task, I'm going to need some clothes for the next few weeks... is that okay?

Vivienne: Of course! Of course. Anytime. I'll ask Nadine and Tisha if they've got anything to lend, too, they seem a similar size. Well done, I'm sure it was the right decision.

Vivienne hugs Eloise as a form of comfort.

V/O: 5:45pm. Eloise and Vivienne are in the bedroom, re-packing the former's clothes. Edwin then walks in.

Edwin: What are you doing down there?

Eloise: Packing my stuff - I've got to bring my suitcase to Big Brother. It's for the task.

Edwin: Oh... well, cheer up a bit, it can't be that bad...

Vivienne: (laughing) You don't understand how much a girl values her clothes, Edwin!

Eloise then zips up her suitcase and places it outside the store room. She then goes to the hatch in the living area and collects a box featuring 80 coins, which she returns to the bedroom with and places under her bed.

Eloise: (singing) If I was a rich girl, la la la la la la la la la...

V/O: 8:22pm. Billy's birthday party is in full swing. All housemates are in the garden, which has been decked with Caribbean flags, barbecues, beach props and sun loungers. Housemates have also been given garlands to wear, and have provided with cocktails and nibbles.

Billy: Let's get this s**t started!

Caribbean music plays as some of the housemates dance around the garden in a conga formation, clutching their drinks and twirling their garlands.

Caitlyn: Can we have a party every day, Big Brother?

Spencer: (to Tanvir) If it means the girls are always in bikini tops, I'm not complaining!

He and Tanvir high five. Meanwhile, Priscilla and Nadine are sat on chairs in the corner of the garden. Priscilla is drinking gin that she stashed in with her suitcase. Nadine is wearing sunglasses and breathing in and out heavily.

Tisha: Come on you two, have some fun for s**t's sake!

Billy: You tell 'em. Now, who wants some burgers?

The majority of the housemates queue up for food, as Nadine helps Priscilla up from her chair.

Priscilla: Oh, leave me to sleep this off... oh, leave me... piss off, will you...

V/O: 11:56pm. Spencer, Tanvir and Billy are in the living area.

They are playing spin the bottle on the sofas.

Tanvir: Your turn, birthday boy...

Spencer: I get the feeling I'm gonna like it with you lot in here!

V/O: 1:34am. Most of the housemates are settling down to bed.

Vivienne: (to Eloise) Well done on today. That was brave.

Laura: Why, what's she done?

Eloise: I gave up my suitcase for the task. These next few weeks should be fun, then!

Laura: Listen, who gives a s**t, I'll give you some of my stuff, love. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Night, anyway. Don't worry about nothing.

Eloise: Night!

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Day 3 (and if I get round to it, 4) will be posted today

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V/O: 9.20am. All housemates are in the bedroom, waking up to their second full day in the Big Brother house.

Caitlyn: Uh… it can’t be time already, can it?

Simon: Five more minutes, come on…

V/O: Yesterday, Eloise gave up her suitcase in return for 80 coins. Today, more housemates will be challenged with dilemmas –if they accept, they will earn some of these coins, increasing their chance of surviving this week’s eviction.

Eloise: Can I borrow your green top for today, Vivienne?

Vivienne: (rolling over in bed) Sure, sure. It’s on the table over there.

Eloise gets out of her bed and goes over to a bedside cabinet, picking up and putting on Vivienne’s green top. Candie also throws a pair of jeans in Eloise’s direction.

Eloise: Thanks, Candie.

V/O: 10.07am. Vivienne and Greg have been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Vivienne. Hello, Greg.

Greg: Morning!

Big Brother: Vivienne, Greg. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Vivienne and Greg both nod.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the two of you know your beans when it comes to the kitchen department. However, if you agree to live off Big Brother’s very own basic rations for the remainder of your times in the house, Big Brother will reward you both with 80 coins each. Vivienne, Greg, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Vivienne and Greg confer with one another.

Greg: Well… yeah, I don’t really mind, I mean basic food is better than no food, after all?

Vivienne: Yeah, I do agree. Let’s go for it, why not. What’s the worst that can happen?

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both agreeing to live off of Big Brother’s basic rations for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house?

Vivienne: That’s correct.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg and Vivienne. Big Brother will provide you both with your eighty coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Greg: None at all!

Greg and Vivienne leave the diary room and head for the hatch in the living area.

Greg: (to Vivienne) Hey, I’m sure you can do a hell of a lot with lentils and rice…

V/O: 11:36am. Priscilla and Nadine are in the hideaway, discussing their fellow housemates.

Priscilla: What a bloody miserable bunch they all are this year.

Nadine: Mmm.

Priscilla: I’ll tell you who I don’t like, that Simon. What a *******king try-hard. And that Muslim bloke, Tanvir? Put your *******king chest away, you narcissistic twat. I’ve just got to get this all off my chest.

Nadine: Mmm.

Priscilla: You don’t say much, do you?

Nadine looks reflective.

Priscilla: I’m going for a fag, anyway. See you later.

Priscilla leaves the hideaway and goes to light a cigarette.

V/O: 1:15pm. Caitlyn, Candie and Leon have been called to the diary room.

Caitlyn: This better be important, we were just having lunch!

Big Brother: Hello, Caitlyn. Hello, Candie. Hello, Leon.

Caitlyn: It was lasagne, as well.

Big Brother: Caitlyn, Candie and Leon. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Leon: Yep.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother is feeling in an evil mood. As you know, if you survive the upcoming eviction, you will have to nominate two housemates for eviction each week. However, if you agree to conduct these nominations face-to-face, in front of your fellow housemates until further notice, Big Brother will reward all of you with 75 coins each. Caitlyn, Candie, and Leon, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Leon: Yeah, who cares if it’s face-to-face or whatever? Everyone has to make the nominations anyway, and I want to stay in.

Caitlyn: No, I don’t agree. It’ll only cause more drama.

Candie: I don’t know… I’ll give it a go if it helps me stay in. Just go for it Caitlyn, why not?

Big Brother: To confirm, which of you are accepting Big Brother’s offer and which of you are declining it?

Candie: Me and Leon are accepting, Caitlyn’s turning it down. Is that right?

Leon: Yep.

Big Brother: Thank you, Caitlyn, Candie and Leon. Big Brother will provide Candie and Leon with their seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Caitlyn: No further questions, no, we’ve got a lasagne that’s getting cold.

Caitlyn, Candie and Leon exit the diary room. Candie and Leon head for the hatch, whilst Caitlyn rushes over to the dining table.

Edwin: Anything nice?

Caitlyn: Never mind that, I’ve got food to attend to…

V/O: 1.33pm. Tanvir and Spencer are working out in the garden. Tisha is in the smoking area.

Tisha: Burning off the lunch, are ya?

Spencer: Can you tell?

Tisha: Just about.

Spencer laughs as Tisha lowers her sunglasses.

V/O: Jackson is washing up in the kitchen. Billy and Leon are in the living area.

Billy: She’s eyeing those two poor guys up, it’s obvious. Desperate little girl.

Leon: You’ve got that right.

V/O: 2:20pm. Tisha and Laura have been called to the diary room.

Tisha: What’s it for this time?

Big Brother: Hello, Tisha. Hello, Laura.

Laura waves in the general direction of Big Brother.

Big Brother: Tisha, Laura. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Tisha: Oh, not this s**t again.

Laura: (to Tisha) They’ve been ******ing horrible to you!

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the two of you both like to use colourful language in your vocabulary. However, if you agree to give up swearing completely until further notice, Big Brother will reward both of you with 60 coins each. Big Brother has provided you with a list of the words you are forbidden from saying if you are to uphold Big Brother’s offer. Tisha and Laura, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Tisha: ****** no!

Laura: High-five on that, sister!

Tisha and Laura high-five.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you turning down Big Brother’s offer?

Laura: We so are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Tisha and Laura. Unless you have any other questions, you are now free to leave the diary room.

Tisha and Laura skip out of the diary room.

Tisha: They wanted us to give up swearing! ****** to that!

V/O: 4.09pm. Jackson and Tisha are in the bedroom.

Jackson: (whispering) I don’t like to be a tell-tale and stuff, but Leon and Billy were saying that you were checking out the lads in the garden earlier. They said you were desperate and stuff, I just thought you should know.

Tisha: (whispering) Did they? Them ******ing bastards, we were only having a laugh. Thanks for telling me that, I’ll keep an ear out in future. Twats.

Jackson: No problem.

Spencer walks in.

Spencer: What are you two whispering about, then?

Tisha: Nothing, Spencer.

Tisha walks off.

Spencer: What the ******’s got into her?

Jackson shrugs and also walks off, albeit in a different direction.

V/O: 4.56pm. Big Brother has called Nadine, Simon and Spencer to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. Hello, Simon. Hello, Spencer.

Simon: Hola!

Spencer: What he said.

Big Brother: Nadine, Simon, Spencer. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Nadine, Simon and Spencer give the thumbs up sign in recognition.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother is aware that contact from your nearest and dearest is always important along the way as part of the Big Brother journey. However, if you agree not to receive any outside contact – including letters from home – during the duration of your stays in the house, Big Brother will reward all of you with 75 coins each. Nadine, Simon and Spencer, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Nadine: I would really like letters from home, but I’d probably rather stay past the first eviction more. What about you guys?

Simon: I’m feeling the same as you. The thing is, Spencer, you’re only 18, and I know that I’d have really wanted a letter from home when I was 18. So it’s really up to you what you want to do.

Spencer: Nah, it’s fine.

Simon: So, we’re agreed? No to the offer?

Spencer: No it is, then.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you all accepting Big Brother’s offer?

Simon:We are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Nadine, Simon and Spencer. Big Brother will provide the three of you with seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Nadine: Thanks…

Nadine, Simon and Spencer leave the diary room.

V/O: 6.45pm. All housemates are sat around the diary room, eating their dinner.

Tisha: Billy, did you say anything about me earlier?

Billy: (in between mouthfuls) I say a lot of things…

Tisha: Nah, I mean about me. When I was sat in the garden with Tanvir and Spencer. You were saying stuff about me, weren’t you?

Edwin: ([I]muttering[I]) This will end well.

Billy: And who told you that?

Greg: Listen, guys, can we, you know, eat rather than descending into argument?

Tisha: Why the ****** does it matter who told me? You chatting s**t about me, don’t deny it.

Billy: Yeah, who cares if I was saying anything about you, why is it your business? I can think whatever the ****** I want to think, can’t I?

Tisha: Not when I’m being ******ing slagged off right under my ******ing nose, you can’t!

Billy: Oh, shut up, you know you’re a desperate little girl, don’t gloss over that.

Eloise: Shut up, the two of you! It’s day three, can’t we just get along?

Both Billy and Tisha turn silent.

Edwin: ([I]muttering[I]) Awkward…

V/O: 8.27pm. Tisha, Eloise and Candie are in the hideaway.

Eloise: What was that all about?

Tisha: Listen, don’t tell anyone right?

Eloise: You practically told the whole dinner table… but okay…

Tisha: Right, Jackson told me that Billy and Leon were saying all kinds of s**t about me and that I was desperate and eyeing up the lads and all this s**t and it made my blood boil. Just cause he’s older doesn’t mean he’s right.

Candie: You’ve got a point. People can’t talk about people like that, especially ones they’ve just met. Seems like we’ve seen people’s true characters already.

V/O: Billy and Jackson are in the living area.

Billy: Was it you?

Jackson: Was it me what?

Billy: Did you tell Tisha? You were the only other person in the room.

Jackson: It doesn’t matter, does it? If you were saying s**t about someone, you can’t expect it to be some kind of secret.
Billy: Right… fine…

Billy walks off.

Jackson: (muttering) Oh, get over yourself, it’s a ******ing game show…

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V/O: 9.34am. Housemates are waking up to another day in the Big Brother house. Last night, Tisha and Billy had a row during dinner. They haven’t spoken since. Tisha, Jackson, Candie and Laura are at the smoking area.

Laura: You gonna talk to him, hun?

Tisha: Nah, what’s the point? He’s only going to say some other made up s**t about me and make me look bad.

Candie: You don’t know that, though. It’s worth a try.

Tisha: Jackson, you heard it all, and I know what Billy thinks about me now. It’s not worth the bother, trust me.

Laura peers over into the house.

Laura: Looks like breakfast’s on. There goes Caitlyn.

V/O: 9.40am. Greg and Caitlyn are sat in the kitchen.

Greg: Let’s just hope there won’t be another flaming row when we sit down to eat this time, eh?

Caitlyn: Oh, yeah, definitely… they haven’t talked since, have they?

Greg: Not that I know of, no.

Caitlyn: And speaking of those two, is Billy even up yet? I thought he said he was going to cook breakfast today.

Greg: I checked, he’s still snoring. I’ll let him do dinner tonight, then, he seems knocked out from all that arguing.

Caitlyn: Probably. Can I have a bite?

Caitlyn takes a bite out of the dish that Greg is making.

Greg: Ha ha, steady on!

V/O: 11.11am. Edwin and Jackson have been called to the diary room.

Edwin: Ugh. I certainly need this sit down. What a filling breakfast that was.

Big Brother: Hello, Edwin. Hello, Jackson.

Jackson: Hey, Mr B!

Edwin: Greetings.

Edwin gives the camera a little royal wave.

Big Brother: Edwin, Jackson. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Edwin: I am aware, yes...

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that the facilities of the bathroom are very important to all housemates. However, if you two agree not to use the bathroom for the remainder of your time in the house, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Edwin, Jackson, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Jackson: Not use the bathroom? Like, at all?

Edwin: Where would we shower? Where? I’m not liking this.

Jackson: But it’s for 75 coins… and we could always use the other two toilets… should we go for it?

Edwin: I’m still not all that sure.

Jackson: Oh, come on. Yeah, Big Brother, we’ll take the offer.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both agreeing to lose access to the Big Brother bathroom for the rest of your time in the Big Brother house?

Edwin: I suppose I haven’t got much say, but fine.

Big Brother: Thank you, Edwin and Jackson. Big Brother will provide you both with your seventy five coins each via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Jackson: Thanks B!

Edwin and Jackson leave the diary room. Jackson goes to the hatch and collects the two bags of coins. He passes one to Edwin.

Edwin: Ooh my, this is ruddy heavy.

V/O: 12.32pm. Billy and Spencer are sat in the living area.

Spencer: Wanna speak to her?

Billy: Tisha? Hell no.

Spencer: …fair enough.

V/O: 1.19pm. Priscilla and Tanvir have been called to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Priscilla. Hello, Tanvir.

Priscilla: Yeah, let’s get this over with.

Tanvir winks at the camera.

Big Brother: Priscilla, Tanvir. As you are aware, this week, the house will feel the full force of money. Big Brother will offer each housemate an opportunity to earn, or lose, coins. The more coins a housemate collects, the more likely they are to survive the first eviction.

Priscilla: Like I said, let’s get this over with.

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother has noticed that both of you hold person items closely in the house. For you, Priscilla, it’s a photo of your cat, and for you, Tanvir, your gym equipment. However, if you two to give these up, Big Brother will reward you both with 75 coins each. Priscilla, Tanvir, would you like to accept Big Brother's offer?

Tanvir: I ******ing wouldn’t! Sorry, but I care too much about my stuff.

Priscilla: And there’s no way I’m giving up my Percy. How dare you?

Priscilla shakes her head and pulls a sour facial expression.

Big Brother: To confirm, are you both turning down Big Brother’s offer of 75 coins each?

Tanvir: We are.

Big Brother: Thank you, Priscilla and Tanvir. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.
Priscilla: About time this ridiculous thing was over, too.

Priscilla and Tanvir leave the diary room.

Nadine: Was it the coins thing? What did they want you to do?

Priscilla: They wanted me to give up my picture of Percy. ‘Not me’, I said. How dare they, really. It’s all bollocks, this twist.

V/O: 3:48pm. Simon, Eloise and Vivienne are in the garden, playing a game of catch.

Vivienne: Well, this is one way to pass the time, I suppose!

Simon throws the ball to Eloise, whose head is momentarily turned.

Simon: Careful!

The ball just misses Eloise’s head as she turns back around.

Eloise: (laughing) Now that’s not nice!

Eloise throws the ball back, pretending to do so with a lot of force. Simon misses the ball and Billy, running in from the bedroom, catches it instead and runs back off with it.

Simon: Oi, Billy!

Billy: (laughing) Oh, fine, have it back.

He rolls it along the floor to the group and goes back into the bedroom.

Vivienne: Does he take pleasure in pissing everyone else off? I don’t see the point sometimes.

V/O: 4:16pm. Greg has been called to the diary room.

There is a screen located in the diary room, showing the large task room. Inside this room is a car.

Big Brother: Hello, Greg.

Greg: What the hell…? Hi.

Big Brother: Currently, Greg, you have banked 80 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for seventy five of these coins, Big Brother will offer you a brand new, state-of-the-art car. No catch, no hidden strings. One brand new car for seventy five coins. What is your decision, Greg?

Greg: Are you kidding? Oh my, oh my… I mean, I’ve been meaning to get a new car for ages… I can’t say no, really, can I? I’m going to take the car. I feel bad for some reason, but yeah, I’ve nothing much to lose. Thank you so much.

Big Brother: To confirm, Greg, are you agreeing to give Big Brother seventy five of your eighty coins for this car?

Greg: I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Greg. Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with seventy five of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Greg: Thanks… I don’t believe it, but thanks!

Greg leaves the diary room, stopping to punch the air before changing to a calmer composure and re-entering the house.

Candie: What was that about, love?

Greg: Oh, you know. The usual.

V/O: 5.54pm. Billy and Leon are cooking dinner in the kitchen.

Billy: S**t, what’s that?

Smoke is coming out of the oven.

Leon: I only looked away for a couple of minutes, s**t, how did that happen?

Leon takes the chicken out of the oven. It is completely burnt. Some of the housemates are sat in the garden.

Eloise: Oh god, have they burnt it?

Jackson: That’s us starving tonight, woo ******ing hoo.

V/O: 7.31pm. Having managed to rescue the dinner, all housemates are in the living area, eating.

Spencer: Nadine, if you’re gonna sit there, picking off all the black bits, you might as well not bother eating.

Nadine: I’ll do what I want, thanks.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room.

Spencer: Oi, we’re eating!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer come to the diary room. The screen from earlier now shows three plasma screen televisions in the large task room.

Vivienne: What’s this all about?

Big Brother: Hello, Vivienne. Hello, Nadine, Hello Spencer.

Spencer: …hey?

Big Brother: Currently, Vivienne you have banked 80 coins. Nadine and Spencer, you have banked 75 coins. However, Big Brother is feeling in a good mood, and for sixty of these coins, Big Brother will offer you each a brand new plasma screen HD television. For sixty coins each. Vivienne, Nadine, Spencer, what do you say?

Nadine: No, I don’t need a TV. I gave up a lot to earn those coins and so I’m keeping them. Should we all do that?

Vivienne: I agree.

Spencer: Nah… I don’t. This is a good offer. I’ll take it.

Big Brother: To confirm, what will your decisions be?

Spencer: I’m taking the TV. These two aren’t, but I am.

Big Brother: Thank you, Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer. Spencer, Big Brother will ask you to provide Big Brother with sixty of your coins via the hatch in the living room. Unless you have any further questions, you may now leave the diary room.

Spencer: Cheers!

Vivienne, Nadine and Spencer leave the diary room.

V/O: 9.20pm. Vivienne, Eloise, Tisha and Laura are in the hideaway.

Laura: What a day, eh…

Vivienne: Tell me about it!

Nadine walks in.

Vivienne: Oh hey, Nadine. Still thinking about earlier?

Nadine: Mmm. I think Spencer was quite selfish myself. And now he’s gone and he’s telling Tanvir and that lot all about it with a big smile on his face. He’s such a bragger, it’s not even funny.

Tisha: Woah, woah, rewind, what you on about?

Nadine: We were called to the diary room during dinner, and Big Brother asked us to give up some of our coins for a new flat screen TV. Vivienne and I said no, Spencer went and said yes. Silly boy.

Laura: Oh, totally…

Nadine then follows Priscilla, who is calling her from the smoking area, outside.

Laura: I repeat. What a day!

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(the shows'll be posted more regularly from now on, I promise... )

[Cal.]

****ing hell, such a brilliant set of housemates and brilliant money twist! Loving all this coins business, I'm glad Greg took his offer of the car, I think Spencer was stupid taking the TV for 60 coins though.

Trisha<3333 Priscilla<3333

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Originally Posted by Who Is She?

****ing hell, such a brilliant set of housemates and brilliant money twist! Loving all this coins business, I'm glad Greg took his offer of the car, I think Spencer was stupid taking the TV for 60 coins though.

Trisha<3333 Priscilla<3333

Thanks very much Anything to cause a bit of drama!

[Nick.]

Liking the coin twist, it provides a nice insight to how much the housemates want to be on Big Brother and shows their determination, greed and vulnerability.

Tisha a is hilarious and I love her friendship with Laura! also like Priscilla and Edwin.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Liking the coin twist, it provides a nice insight to how much the housemates want to be on Big Brother and shows their determination, greed and vulnerability.

Tisha a is hilarious and I love her friendship with Laura! also like Priscilla and Edwin.

Thanks

[BigBrotherDude17]

Love the housemates! I am loving this so far!