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As I may have mentioned a couple of times, just once or twice, on a couple of threads, Helens BB success won me nearly £350, and I have just ordered my beautiful PS4...

I was sitting at work today, and I was thinking, "How can I replicate this success in future series'? How can I help other tibbers to enjoy such riches?"

To unravel the secret, I decided the best thing to do is to look at previous winners. Due to shifting social patterns, I feel that only winners from the last year are relevant to my formula.

Thus, we have:

Charlotte, who I admittedly love, but who is BASICALLY an unevolved, loud mouthed, ill-educated, binge drinking, bed wetting mess.

Jim Davidson, a passive aggressive, misogynistic, red faced alcoholic (not ex, current) with a penchant for domestic abuse and "lack of evidence" sexual assault aquittals... *ahem*

And Helen, a "misunderstood" ex-prozzer who is only horrendously loud, thick, ignorant and aggressive because she's had a "hard life" consisting of being a self confessed bullying "cool kid" at school, getting knocked up and dumped, and then having sex with people for money instead of getting a job. #hardlife #misunderstood #openit


And so, to conclude! What we must do, in order to win monies, is wait until the celebrity series starts, and then select the absolute worst of the horrible bunch of bastards presented to us! We can't lose! We're all going to be rich! And we'll get great odds because the bookies will think, "they can't possibly vote ANOTHER one of these horrendous examples of humanity as their winner??" But they are WRONG.

they underestimate the British public terribly. We can do it again, guys. I know it.

Rolf Harris, 66/1, get on it like flies on ****.