[waterhog]

in the poetry world i am the Brad Pitt - a poem to decide who goes ? 26.08.14 (reply's in poetry if poss)

before i push my view
and make all readers split
like James you no i am being true
in the "poetry world" i am the "Brad Pitt".
5 are up for the snip
i urge you to think and not be quick
because we can give a "bore" a slip
i am highlighting the one tougher then a brick.
if David is your eye candy
do not despair
because one more bore is handy
with no steps its Claire.
my third choice needs no welly
because even with sympathy she drains
to much to take sorry Kelly
i seem to be driving in the same lanes.
my second to stay is easy
because "acting" he does carry
is he being deadly serious or cheesy
we need to keep Gary.
onto my priority
this adds spice to the games
a deluded man with no authority
the biggest full from grace is James.
do you agree or object
hit back with a poem jingle
no nasty or sarcastic do i want to detect
please add positive to mingle.

( i think we need to rid the least entertaining on Wednesday to keep this game alive so i am suggesting Calire or David should go on Wednesday. if you feel different i would love you to defend and it would make my day if your reply could rhyme. you can even add a dig about me being the Brad Pitt of poetry but jealousy will show. )

[Ammi]

..Brad Pitt ..could never have your rhyme and wit...your rhymes are the light in our fog and smog, oh wise Waterhog....

[Ammi]

..well you didn't even give me a yes option there...yes you are the bard who brings all the Brads to the yard...

[waterhog]

ammi are you trying to woo me - its working. i will be your george if you will be my stephanie.

[thesheriff443]

brad pitt! more like arm pitt

[waterhog]

ammi did you call the cops ? not sure why the sheriff is here ?

[Livia]

Waterhog's poetry style always puts me in mind of William McGonagall.

[rionablue]

If you're a Brad then waterhog, Riona's Angelina
I think your poems are on the ball and them I like to see yeah
Your views I find are not my own but don't let that offend ya
Lets just agree to disagree and remain the bestest friends yeah
No other poster posts in rhyme so I say fair dues to ya
And even though we never met somehow I felt I knew ya
I like Edele she sure is swell but James he is a tool yeah
And I think your thinking just like me you sure don't like him do ya
So farewell for now my waterhog and write more poems now will ya
Though you might think we're bored of them we really like them still ya

Love Rionablue xxxx

[Kizzy]

That's lovely riona, warthog can be shrek and you be his fiona.

[rionablue]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

That's lovely riona, warthog can be shrek and you be his fiona.

Thnks Kizzy I hope its Fiona before the transformation haha. Ah sur its only a bit of fun. Usually when I am commenting on here I just type away my comment but with waterhogs I have to put a bit of thought into my reply which is good for the little brain haha