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[Liam-]

When i was still in the closet, i was joking around with my friends during our lunch break, just having banter about the attractive female teachers as teenage boys do, so in an attempt to solidify my 'straightness' i declared that i wanted one of my teachers to be my 'dirty Swedish sex toy' even though she wasn't even Swedish for a start.. but as i was saying it, who walked through the doors into the corridor we were in? the exact teacher i was talking about.. i nearly hit the ****ing deck i was so embarrassed, i literally never said anything like that ever again just in case, it was so traumatizing i transferred from her class the next day

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

When i was still in the closet, i was joking around with my friends during our lunch break, just having banter about the attractive female teachers as teenage boys do, so in an attempt to solidify my 'straightness' i declared that i wanted one of my teachers to be my 'dirty Swedish sex toy' even though she wasn't even Swedish for a start.. but as i was saying it, who walked through the doors into the corridor we were in? the exact teacher i was talking about.. i nearly hit the ****ing deck i was so embarrassed, i literally never said anything like that ever again just in case, it was so traumatizing i transferred from her class the next day

i guess thats worst then calling a teacher mom

[Xtopher]

I threw up on some girl in Science class and I cried shortly after. It was the day after my birthday and I ate a lot the previous day. I laugh at it now but that made me transfer schools back in the day.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Xtopher

I threw up on some girl in Science class and I cried shortly after. It was the day after my birthday and I ate a lot the previous day. I laugh at it now but that made me transfer schools back in the day.

primary or high school? they transferred you for being sick?

[Xtopher]

Originally Posted by LukeB

primary or high school? they transferred you for being sick?

Schools are different in America so I guess primary. I was 12 at the time. I moved school because I hated that place to begin with and that was the icing on the cake.

[LukeB]

i also had rumours going around me i was hooking up with a hot p.e teacher but it got awkward in p.e

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by LukeB

i also had rumours going around me i was hooking up with a hot p.e teacher but it got awkward in p.e

That's not a bad thing.. apart from the awkwardness, i'd have loved for people to think i was hooking up with our p.e teacher

[Samuel.]

Fainted during one of those cheesy health and safety videos. Why was that bitch sticking her bloody hand into that active slicing machinery anyway

The whole class was all supportive and asking if I were okay in lesson... Then precisely the moment they exited it turned into hilarious gossip.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

That's not a bad thing.. apart from the awkwardness, i'd have loved for people to think i was hooking up with our p.e teacher

it was a male one LOL
and i fainted during csi week and he happened to be helping me wake up

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by LukeB

it was a male one LOL
and i fainted during csi week and he happened to be helping me wake up

I gathered

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

accidentally forgot to buy warrior on itunes once in year 9

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

I gathered

did you have enrichment week?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Xtopher

Schools are different in America so I guess primary. I was 12 at the time. I moved school because I hated that place to begin with and that was the icing on the cake.

literally

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Samuel.

Fainted during one of those cheesy health and safety videos. Why was that bitch sticking her bloody hand into that active slicing machinery anyway

The whole class was all supportive and asking if I were okay in lesson... Then precisely the moment they exited it turned into hilarious gossip.

..mine was fainting as well in Biology when my tutor dissected a pig's heart ...I so hated Biology..:/...

[Ninastar]

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

I gathered

and he was touching me during gymnastics so it kept on getting awkward

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

..were you presenting..?..

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

someone did a big fart during their presentation

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by LukeB

and he was touching me during gymnastics so it kept on getting awkward

Omg i would have literally fainted if my p.e teacher touched me, hot rugby playing, blonde surfer boy looks nom

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Omg i would have literally fainted if my p.e teacher touched me, hot rugby playing, blonde surfer boy looks nom

i wanted to cry because it was infront of people who started the rumour, i was thinking can this story get any worst

[Littlegreen]

Random to bump such an old thread but this came to me the other day. Something that has scarred me ever since it happened...

I was quite overweight as a child and young teen so when summer came around I didn't like to remove clothing in school (sweater etc) as I was self-conscious. Anyway this one day in Geography it was BLISTERING hot and I was painfully uncomfortable and sweating like a nun in a pub, and I realised the heat from the plastic chair I was sitting on, was making my arse sweat, and honestly It looked like I had wet myself... guess what - the teacher asked for us to get up and choose partners for a work sheet. So I stayed sat for as long as possible, before this girl came out of nowhere and needed to take my seat as she was working with the person to my left... Oh my god I got up and she noticed the sweat on the chair... she just looked at me like I was downright filth and said aloud "I don't want to sit here there is a wet patch"... I wanted to die.

- ever since whenever I sit down now I get a fear that when I stand there will be a patch left behind.

[Wizard.]

My trousers were riding up my waist so I went to pull them down but put too much force into it then exposed my pubes to my tutor class

Also someone pulled my shorts down in the changing room as a "joke" on a day I wasn't wearing boxers and my ass was exposed! So embarrassing.

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

My trousers were riding up my waist so I went to pull them down but put too much force into it then exposed my pubes to my tutor class

Also someone pulled my shorts down in the changing room as a "joke" on a day I wasn't wearing boxers and my ass was exposed! So embarrassing.

This was in secondary school. In year 1 I peed my self and left a puddle in the toilet and the teacher exposed me in front of my class as the culprit

[Babayaro.]

Like five years ago I wasn't feeling too great and went to the toilet. To cut a long story short, I had diarrhoea and when I went to stand up my phone slipped out of my pocket and into the toilet. I hadn't flushed yet. Now I was in a real dilemma. Flush my phone down the toilet or try to reclaim it. I'll let you guess what my decision was.