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Jimmy - sperm - NOT in Nicole's bank and emmerdale farms newest edition 01.10.14

last night caused a stitch
ITV i have to thank
so much laughter made me rich
i had so much more then Jimmy's bank.
this guy is a classic
Nick Miles is one great bloke
so real and not plastic
i adore every word ever spoke.
he acts with such profession
ok his ears are jumbo
laughing with him is my confession
we all no he is no Colombo.
from serious whit
he can switch like a oven
hard man to playing a twit
letting Nicola think she does govern.
now a father in his own right
no if's buts or maybe
this can only ever delight
as of his past talk about a baby.
i love Jimmy and his story
all done with charm
Nicola and her bank won't get glory
but that wont prevent a new sprog landing in Emmerdale farm.

( ok it was a little OTT last night but i was it hysterics and really did enjoy the comedy from emmerdale last night. toady's question is - who do you love more ? Nicola or Jimmy ? Jimmy has the first vote. )