[waterhog]

jungle hell not jungle fever - wrong 2 went ? agree ? 06.12.14

this is a mistake
the wrong 2 you did skewer
it should have been Mel and Jake
this is from a hardcore TV viewer.
Tinchy was adorable
my mum wants to put him on her lap
manners and respect were app-laudable
hilarious was him and Micheal and rap.
Kendra was on a path
this lady was starting to party
coming out of her shell is the aftermath
she is loosing the attitude and being all tarty.
both should have stuck
more would have been at stake
now boredom is going to pluck
so tired of Mel and Jake.
Mel needs a check in reality
she is forgetting others entered
self obsessed is her only normality
her whole time she is self centered.
Jake is in to deep
being a celeb is no chance
like 118 for ITV he is cheap
eye candy for the girls is the only enhance.
you made a error
Mel and Jake in the camp will smell
Friday night was a night of terror
the wrong 2 went and the decision will equal jungle hell.

( i think the wrong 2 went - do you agree or disagree ? reply's would be appreciated if they rhyme. and if you want to hear what it sounds like in the jungle please have a listen on this link to youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbZ2...67210FE08916C6 )

[mr rochester]

Tinchy strides and Kendra teeters
Bye-bye bugs and big mosquit(ters)
Both of them have had their day
Tinchy didn't get to stay
Such an even-tempered man
Cool, collected - I'm a fan
But Kendra Me-me-me-me-me
Was a snake on ground - in tree
A libertine, a bore, a lush
The bird's in hand - not in the Bush

[Suze]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

Tinchy strides and Kendra teeters
Bye-bye bugs and big mosquit(ters)
Both of them have had their day
Tinchy didn't get to stay
Such an even-tempered man
Cool, collected - I'm a fan
But Kendra Me-me-me-me-me
Was a snake on ground - in tree
A libertine, a bore, a lush
The bird's in hand - not in the Bush

Glad Kendra went,
Wish Tnchy stayed
But that's the way
The game is played
Viewers decide
their final four
campmates tonight
will lose one more

[waterhog]

fantastic you 2 - love them both. so edwina is gone. i feel a poem is brewing.