[waterhog]

the only MP worth voting for is sir Graham Loose - can i persuade you to vote for him ? Kentish Town ? 28.12.14

a breath of fresh air
he's like the morning smell and bacon
this government has had the ultimate scare
because the political system will be up shaken.
a war is starting
it has nothing to do with "blow" or "brown"
2 community's so close with no parting
the war is "Kentish" v "Camden" who runs the town.
a controversial debate and colour is among factors
but sir "Graham" will sort out with his grammar
saving money by cutting "recycling" and 500 bin contractors
Grahams frustration clearly brings out his stammer.
"open spaces" and "park" regulations will relax
the community must share the earth seed
Graham is one great "nightmare" hopefully reducing tax
because he feels all should visit the park and smoke weed.
break all the rules and mix it like spaghetti
just as long as you visit the parks in the sunshine
party like the animals in the Serengeti
at night drug taking and "getting high" is the bottom line.
we can end "stop and search" of the hoody
its prejudice and racist and crazy like "Linda" from Gimme Gimme Gimme
this will relax the "thin blue line" like pc Kevin Goody
i will demonstrate Grahams " stop and shimmy".
our new "mayor" has history that's not horrible
inspired by leaders that made opponents puke
its a good job the reader is not gullible
Graham's inspiration was "Wellington" better known as the "Duke".
compare him to his enemy "Boris"
its like "chalk and cheese"
did Graham ever get "the best of luck" from "Horris"
that would have been a "kentish" photo classic "cheese".
onto the environment and all must agree
no-one is gazing into the stars
in "Kentish" its so sad they lock the tree
Graham does tease them from behind the bars.
its the same with the bikes
if its not locked they steal
Graham no's which ones he likes
the "mayor" cover is brill.
bowling through the manner
his stagger gives off all his vibes
showing us where they fight with bottle and spanner
the "ruckus" is on between the councilors tribes.
waving at the children passing
never wishing to provoke
telling everyone the "forum" is out classing
as the "round house" is full of nonce folk.
now under the bridge of hope
ranting about the "bikes" like "rubixcube"
seeing people in Lycra is a downhill slope
how shameful is it to see them fold it and get on the tube.
Graham i am in love with your mentality
i did learn every speech and quote
i want to see you in authority
and this is my advert to get you the winning vote.

( if you vote for anyone ? make sure it is mr Loose. at least he tells us exactly what he is going to do and i am sure he will deliver unlike the normal MP of promising and then going back on there words. if you have a message for Graham please make is rhyme. if you want to see every policy click this linkhttp://www.comedycentral.co.uk/ then put mayor of kentish town in the search located at top of page and all Grahams policy's are online. "not for the faint heated warning." )

[Mitchell]

I passed through Kentish town the other week going to Elstree, I laughed at the name, like they couldn't decide where it is.