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Ken Barlow now Ken Morley is it street kennected ? bring in the Branston Pickle 11.01.15

is it a coincidence
or can we dismiss
is there any similarity substance
Coronation Street will instantly dismiss.
could it be tong and cheek
and everything is a tickle
this is a press statement leek
Ken you are the new face of "Branston Pickle".
a 100% match
this pervert has no shade
most things are about opening the "latch"
to all woman "Ken" does degrade.
if this did not act as a reducer
then "Chloe" has advice that will ravish
be nice to "Jeremy" he's a "producer"
then a insult to all who are "??????".
please carry on with no slow
Alexandra to mess with was silly
being pulled up about the word "?????"
to add fire he did bring in the word ??????????.
is "Ken" aware or is it a cover
he really is disgustingly spoken
no one will thank him for "BigBrother"
but this "shows" return, will leave "Ken" truly broken.

( what are your views on Ken ? better still what do you like to have your Branston Pickle with ? if you have never tried this you can find out more here http://www.bringoutthebranston.co.uk/ - my fave is cheese and Branston. as this is a one word reply reply's do not have to rhyme - well only if you want to !!!! the words filled by question marks are words i got from the show but so as not to cause offence i have not written them.)