[unoino]

Bbc have rumoured that there interested in producing a new version of the Clown classic."The greatest show on Earth"..and they would like an emotional traumatic twat with a monkeyboy to play the leading roles...Enter Michelle and Callum...though not formally annonced its expected that the pair will play the parts of the dozey clown and her monkeyboy...fees as yet havent been dicussed though the beeb are rumoured to have streched to a clown outfit and squirty flower

[Shaun]

You should write for the Daily Star.