[Jake.]

What do you think producers would be interested in knowing about somebody who was auditioning? Thinking of perhaps applying (which I know is probably pointless )

[Samm]

Um probably just say you have strong opinions & you aren't afraid of getting into arguments that's what I would say

Make sure you get a good pose for you're pic if you do get in..

[Cal.]

Do not say 'they're either gonna like me or they're gonna hate me'

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by ~Sam~

Um probably just say you have strong opinions & you aren't afraid of getting into arguments that's what I would say

Make sure you get a good pose for you're pic if you do get in..

This would be my pose

[Headie]

Say something like...

I'm Jake, I'm 21, I'm a South East London IT girl.
I've had various jobs; retail, I was a lap dancer, but um, I've been fired from all of my jobs so I'm unemployed at the moment.
I go out, socialise with my friends, meet new people, um I don't work and I still get to shop and all that. I go to celeb hangouts, meet great people, just blaze it up and have a laugh.
Um I choose to go out a Tuesday, a Wednesday, a Saturday, and a Sunday, sometimes a Monday if I'm feeling in the mood.
I Love Money!
My cousin's Kieran Richardson, he plays for Manchester United, he bought me a mini.
And through him being my cousin I get to meet hot footballers and go to places that most people don't really go.
I would hate it if I was in the house put with someone stinky, just someone that I really have nothing in common with, it would bug my brain out!
Erm, I think I'd be bringing different trends to the house, different hairstyles.
I'm trendy, um I'm wild, argumentative and I speak so much.
I'm flirtatious and I'm hot!

[Headie]

Oh and make sure Fergie is playing in the background

[Udanax]

make sure to open with 'My Bucked-Sized Vagina Rules Da World'

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Oh and make sure Fergie is playing in the background

Nothing other than Glamorous

[Shaun]

Say you once bedded Josie Cunningham and you've got five dicks.

[Shaun]

(but then have a heartbreaking "i lost four of them sleeping with her" moment in the house)

[Jake.]

No I don't want to win from an emotional back story

[Jay.]

Oh I thought I had already seen your audition video?

Youtube video

[Jay.]

me if I see you on that runway summer 2015

[Jake.]

^ i don't know what that video is but i won't be watching x

[Jay.]

It's (insert member's name here that I cannot bring up due to that infraction)'s audition video from 2013

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jay constantly talking about his infractions as though he spent 3 months in prison

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

jay constantly talking about his infractions as though he spent 3 months in prison

can we not, it gives me flashbacks </3

[Here4auditions]

I uploaded mine today. I want it to get more views. Do you people remember Mario? He tweeted one. It was ok. That guy will most likely get in now because of Mario

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

receipts of your audition

[Here4auditions]

What do you mean?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Just make sure that it's clear that you're not here to make friends!

Youtube video

[Beastie]

Not sure. I auditioned again because my colleagues at work said I need to audition for big brother because they find me quirky, funny and interesting to watch so I made more of an effort with my 2nd video. Talking straight to the camera and not being "nervous". I shall wait and see what happens!

[Here4auditions]

2 videos? Moron

[JoshBB]

They just need to not do the whole 'i am controversial and i do not care' cliche which most audition tapes on youtube seem to do.. seriously it's annoying and everyone can see through it.

[Beastie]

Originally Posted by Here4auditions

2 videos? Moron

What's wrong with that? It may come across as a bit desperate but at the same time it will show producers I would really want this. I know what the show is about and I could handle the psychology side to it.