[waterhog]

my first poem on BB 2015 - how do you describe the house mates 13.05.15
( you don't have to poem express but i would be grateful)

welcome to my poetry analysis
let me tell you and describe
Chloe is 1st into the UK Dallas
but coming from the gutter will she have pride.
the next in was Kieran
subtitles have to be translating
not as bad as a loud siren
but that grating voice will get irritating.
Simon was 3rd in with fiz
a successful man and competitive
not to sure if he was hinting for showbiz
it was only day 1 and it was much to repetitive.
the forth to enter
needs no shade as she feels glamorous
Jade is not shy and is a model to the center
most important fact is she is polyandrous.
Joel is 19 and the 5th edition
will he lye to cause a stench
he is a aspiring politician
so in the house he won't sit on the back bench.
then to enter is Cristian
i am sure at 20 there is more under the skin
now i don't want to bring in humiliation
but from a doctor to a rapper made me grin.
the 7th in was a ukip supporter
Harriet is 22 works in a greasy spoon
will she feel she needs a migration transporter
or has she got street talk to make confidence balloon.
8th in was 23 year old Jack
his reception was no disgrace
he works in McDonald's with no confidence lack
sipping his Tea wanting to be called pie-face.
9th in was a double
Amy and Sally are 27 from Manchester
is this 2 times trouble
or will they be as quiet and smooth as a brand new Ford Fiesta.
10th in was Adjoa
not easy to read like a cube
she likes God, Rihanna and being a psycho blower
ohhhhh and loves a boob.
Nick was the 10th drop
with manners that did cain
but will his back talk flop
or will he be successful as he looks like Andy Dufresne.
Danny was the 12 admission
at 29 he is competitive
his work is in demolition
but renting a hotel room for a night out is objective.
will we bring in the law
Sara is 13 to enter and confidence blooming
she may well be clever but will she claw
because i am sure trouble is looming.
Aarron was 14th in
24 and a gay model
was in Vogue showing sin
will we dislike or cuddle.
the last one to enter was Eileen
she seems as Strong as a tractor
51 and on her dog very keen
did i mention she has been on dumbfactor.
all gathered for a twist
Simon got the boot
ch5 i really have to insist
this series already deserves praise and a salute.