[Johnnyuk123]

Hi everyone.

Post your limericks here, have fun!

I'll start you off.....


When Big Brother began it looked fun
but with twist after twist this shows done
they were chosen by 5
who then fed us more lies
the producer so needs to be hung.

Theres the fat one the gay one the slag
all after some fame or a shag
It's been done before
minus scripts with less *****s
if only there acting wasn't bad

The gay one cries tears without tears
Whilst the fat one eats wax from his ears
viewing figures are down
with this house full of clowns
no wonder folk hate them this year

Love Island is starting at nine
same old shyte some will say but that's fine
but as shyte as it is
its much better than this
So tarra ch5 and your shyte.

[Johnnyuk123]

Young Joel took a piss in the sink
which made the big brother house stink
not to be out done
Marc said this is fun
Jade open your mouth
and i'll s-hit


Jack saw a sausage in the freezer
said i'll eat it raw i'm a geezer
as he gobbled it up the house laughed and said look
That's that turd from that Jay fekin geezer.