[Mystic Mock]

I'll put up my BB16 ones later as I've already put them on another thread, you's obviously can do it though now if you want to.

Anyway here's mine from past series that I've watched.

BB15:
1. Helen vs Danielle.

2. Helen vs Matthew.

3. Ash vs Marlon vs Winston vs Toya.

4. Christopher putting his head in washing up liquid.

5. Mark in a fit of rage at Christopher tried to pick up a Garden Chair but he couldn't throw it very far.

6. Pauline telling Jale that it's “all her fault” over Jale being unpopular in the house.

7. Biannca saying to Ash that “if I can't have Winston I'll have you.”

8. Steven going “poor cow” after finding out that Kimbot will not be returning to the house.

9. Steven shaving his hair off and going all crazy in the Diary Room later on that day.

10. Ash telling Jale to “put some of that water back in the pool.”

11. Ash saying to Danielle that his comments “wasn't that bad” after seeing them back.

12. Mark comparing himself to Nelson Mandela.

13. Jale holding Chris hostage but she made out that he was doing it to her.

14. Ashleigh licking her lips at Biannca stripping naked in the Garden.

15. Steven thinking that his complimented Pauline by calling her “contentious.”

BB14:
1. Dan and Jemima's argument about if Jemima's Sister is alive or not.

2. Callum calling himself “Cowboy Callum.”

3. Callum vs Jackie.

4. Gina being Queen Bee and messing Hazel around.

5. The bore off showdowns between Sam and Sophie.

BB13:
1. Chris saying that “we're all cannibals in here” after being starving for a couple of days.

2. Deana nominating Victoria on Launch Night and saying that she has “evil eyes.”

3. Lydia not understanding why Deana nominated her on Launch night because she'd been speaking to her the most.

4. Luke S crying about Conor taking the 50k and saying “why did you do this to me?”

5. Luke A telling Becky to “respect her BMI.”

6. Deana confronting Luke S about his relationship with Ashleigh being fake.

7. Deana mocking Luke S about just missing out on the 50k.

8. Luke A and Adam taking the Cigarettes away from Ashleigh and as she's about to confront them Luke A tells her “what are you gonna do? Get Luke?”

9. Chris stripping topless after winning the Shopping Task.

10. Shievonne coining the phrase “you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

BB12:
1. Alex in the Fake Tan task.

2. Aaron's reaction to Rebeckah liking Golden Showers.

3. Harry ordering 500 Bananas which then caused Jay to punch stuff in the Garden.

4. Aden's rapping.

5. Aaron and Alex struggling to communicate with each other on the do you like N-Dubz question that Alex had asked Aaron.

BB11:
1. Ben singing Don't Stop Believing in the Glee task.

2. Govan moaning about people in the house are treating others like they're servants, and then Ife comes in giving him Tea and Toast and he doesn't even say thank you.

3. John James telling Rachel 2 that “if you can't hack it then get your jacket.”

4. Josie calling John James Crabeyes.

5. Josie clapping Caoimhe out of the house.

6. HM's attacking Sunshine for having more boxes of Pizza given to her by BB than they had been given.

7. Mario on the Taco Task.

BB10:
1. Marcus arguing on BB over him mocking Sree's accent.

2. Sree saying I scream you scream we all scream for Ice Cream.

3. Cairon vs Sree over Cairon disrespecting girls in the house.

4. Sree saying that he'll beat Freddie his 200% confident.

5. Freddie being 100% confident on beating Sree.

6. Freddie vs Lisa and Freddie thinking that Lisa's gonna lose the 10 way eviction.

7. Rodrigo throwing a bottle over Charlie's head.

8. Sophie not wanting Freddie, Siavash, or Marcus to come down from the roof after BB had warned them to come down otherwise they'll be out of the competition.

9. Bea campaigning for Noirin to leave, and even made a top saying for Noirin to go.

10. Siavash's reaction to Cairon being evicted.

11. Freddie and Lisa's humming unison in the Garden.

12. Isaac saying “Daddy's back” to Noirin.

13. Sophia vs Saffia which led to Saffia walking.

BB9:
1. Spitgate.

2. Luke and Rebecca celebrating what they thought was Mohammed and Kathreya's eviction.

3. Mario & Lisa's tonight's the night gate which led to them eating their Custard Creams in their “nice juicy tea” and licking each others tongues.

4. Mario telling people to open their eyes at Mikey's well being.

5. Alexandra going pow pow to the house.

6. Rex telling Rachel that he'd “swap her for Scrabble.”

7. Kathreya's actual eviction which led to her crying, and the other Housemates shoving her out of the door.

8. Darnell walking in on Mario & Lisa exfoliating each other.

9. Dale saying about how “Rachel's sitting on the fence” when she was sitting down on the fence during one of the divide weeks.

10. Stuart telling Mikey it's “this big” by using his hands. I actually don't know if this made the highlights.

11. Mikey eating the Scotch Bonnet, and his reaction afterwards.

I've got more coming, good luck.

[LukeB]

Jemima's daughter not sister

[Moosething]

BB14:
Ginxter in the safehouse

BB15:
Ashleigh at the séance
Ashleigh manipulating the girls to put up Ash

[JamesBond]

Her entering the house.

[Mystic Mock]

Part 2 to my post, do your lists while waiting.

BB9:
12. Sara nominating Mohammed & Rachel nearly every week.

BB8:
1. Charley taking on Chanelle.

2. Billi vs Charley.

3. Gerry vs Seany over a Seany putting a Condom over Gerry's Teddy.

4. Billi telling everyone “that we've all got game plans in here” even including himself in a sinister way.

BB7:
1. Grace throwing water over Susie and calling Aisleyne a “Moose.”

2. Sezer saying that he'd beat Imogen in a public vote because “boys beat girls.”

3. Grace and Lisa setting Sam up as a villain to the other Housemates.

4. Richard saying that if Glyn and Imogen is all Wales have got to offer then he never wants to go there.

5. Lea's hunting down of Pete.

6. Shahbaz's whole week.

7. Grace and Nikki's mocking of Susie during week 4.

8. Nikki punching stuff in the Garden over pledging her support to Susie (the proper word wouldn't show up through the search engine for some reason)

9. Sezer & Imogen vs Richard.

10. Lisa throwing a Bike across the room that ended up hitting Nikki.

11. Aisleyne in the Secret Room going “where's Leroy?” and Michael goes “his name is Jonathan.”

BB6:
1. Science saying that he was gonna call Kemal “Sheman.”

2. In that very same argument Kemal asking for Vanessa to translate for him as he can't understand what Science is saying.

3. Makosi vs Saskia.

4. Kemal shaking his butt in Science's face to try and make him angry.

5. Craig thinking that Eugene was trying to kill him.

6. Makosi & Anthony calling Craig “Moira Hindley.”

7. Science calling Anthony, Craig, and Maxwell “Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee, and Tweedle Twat.”

8. Makosi shouting over boos in week 7.

9. Science and Orlaith arguing on each other while she's asking him what he wants on his toast.

10. The Box Task.

11. The Pirates Task.

12. Kemal saying at least someone is getting wet tonight after Maxwell had just thrown Water over him.

13. Roberto throwing Spaghetti over Maxwell's head.

14. Makosi flirting with Anthony in the Diary Room which then led to Craig slapping him.

BB5:
1. Fight Night.

2. Victor vs Shell.

3. Victor vs Emma about her coming in when his on the Toilet.

4. Victor singing Boys II Men.

5. Ahmed calling himself “Amazing Hero Mega Easy Delirious.”

6. Michelle throwing a Flip Flop at Ahmed which made him think that she was trying to kill him.

7. Michelle hunting down Stuart and Shell.

8. Ahmed vs Marco over Immigration.

9. Marco's reaction to being nominated.

10. Michelle's reaction to being nominated against Nadia and Marco.

11. Michelle and Emma in the Bedsit.

12. Emma calling Jade Goody “Jade Goodier.”

13. Jason calling Nadia “Trap Jaw.”

14. Victor telling Dan that “his head is so far up certain peoples arses that it could turn brown.”

And with BB2 I've only seen 2 weeks so I'll leave it off for now.

[Mystic Mock]

Part 2 to my post, do your lists while waiting.

BB9:
12. Sara nominating Mohammed & Rachel nearly every week.

BB8:
1. Charley taking on Chanelle.

2. Billi vs Charley.

3. Gerry vs Seany over a Seany putting a Condom over Gerry's Teddy.

4. Billi telling everyone “that we've all got game plans in here” even including himself in a sinister way.

BB7:
1. Grace throwing water over Susie and calling Aisleyne a “Moose.”

2. Sezer saying that he'd beat Imogen in a public vote because “boys beat girls.”

3. Grace and Lisa setting Sam up as a villain to the other Housemates.

4. Richard saying that if Glyn and Imogen is all Wales have got to offer then he never wants to go there.

5. Lea's hunting down of Pete.

6. Shahbaz's whole week.

7. Grace and Nikki's mocking of Susie during week 4.

8. Nikki punching stuff in the Garden over pledging her support to Susie (the proper word wouldn't show up through the search engine for some reason)

9. Sezer & Imogen vs Richard.

10. Lisa throwing a Bike across the room that ended up hitting Nikki.

11. Aisleyne in the Secret Room going “where's Leroy?” and Michael goes “his name is Jonathan.”

BB6:
1. Science saying that he was gonna call Kemal “Sheman.”

2. In that very same argument Kemal asking for Vanessa to translate for him as he can't understand what Science is saying.

3. Makosi vs Saskia.

4. Kemal shaking his butt in Science's face to try and make him angry.

5. Craig thinking that Eugene was trying to kill him.

6. Makosi & Anthony calling Craig “Moira Hindley.”

7. Science calling Anthony, Craig, and Maxwell “Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee, and Tweedle Twat.”

8. Makosi shouting over boos in week 7.

9. Science and Orlaith arguing on each other while she's asking him what he wants on his toast.

10. The Box Task.

11. The Pirates Task.

12. Kemal saying at least someone is getting wet tonight after Maxwell had just thrown Water over him.

13. Roberto throwing Spaghetti over Maxwell's head.

14. Makosi flirting with Anthony in the Diary Room which then led to Craig slapping him.

BB5:
1. Fight Night.

2. Victor vs Shell.

3. Victor vs Emma about her coming in when his on the Toilet.

4. Victor singing Boys II Men.

5. Ahmed calling himself “Amazing Hero Mega Easy Delirious.”

6. Michelle throwing a Flip Flop at Ahmed which made him think that she was trying to kill him.

7. Michelle hunting down Stuart and Shell.

8. Ahmed vs Marco over Immigration.

9. Marco's reaction to being nominated.

10. Michelle's reaction to being nominated against Nadia and Marco.

11. Michelle and Emma in the Bedsit.

12. Emma calling Jade Goody “Jade Goodier.”

13. Jason calling Nadia “Trap Jaw.”

14. Victor telling Dan that “his head is so far up certain peoples arses that it could turn brown.”

And with BB2 I've only seen 2 weeks so I'll leave it off for now.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Jemima's daughter not sister

That's what I meant.

[armand.kay]

bb6

1) Makosi telling everyone she's a virgin, then admitting she's not then saying she was joking and she's is a virgin.

2) Makosi admitting she's had an abortion despite having everyone think she a virgin.

3) Makosi discussing her favourite sex positions despite apparently being a virgin.

4) Mary vs saskia "don't grit your teeth at me like a dog, woman.

5) Lesley grilling saskia about whether her boobs are real or fake 5 minutes into her coming in.

6) Lesley refusing to believe saskia's boobs are real and thus starting the whole everyone hates saskia campaign.

7) Mary's birthday party

8) Craig's first breakdown when he was nominated.

9) Mary wanting to leave 10 minutes into the first hols

10) Craig giving birth.

11) Vanessa saying "I don't like sam she's a conniving little bitch and I'm nominating her on monday" to lesley and getting everyone put up.
12) sam's "shut up bitch" being met by a harrowing "WOT" from lesley.

13) Lesley saying that she has the biggest boobs in huddersfield bar her mum... and her nana.

14) Lesley being offended by maxwell's rap because he complimented sam and shaded her a bit.

15) Lesley pouring a whole glass of water on his bed because of this.

16) Lesley telling sam she'll be waiting for her when she leaves.

17) Lesley being evicted in a latex police constume and slapping her baton across her palm as she stood at the top of the stairs admiring the crowd.

18) Kemal putting a toilet brush in science's box during the box task

19) Sam doing what ever it was she was doing during the box task...

20) science throwing a bin at maxwell and treating him like the trash he is.

21) vanessa eating them out of house and home.

22) vanessa being banned from eating the food in the house and pretending the the lounge crew that she's on hunger strike because of the way she was treated by saskia.

23) the room 101 task when they had to pretend they had come out of something bad and Makosi going over the top by coming out bawling, shaken and she began to pretend to vomit.

24) Makosi getting really drung at one of the party's during the 101 task and the others being unable to even get her in her room.

25) science's chicken bum rant

26) Makosi pretending to vanby and kemal that she may be evicted after she pressed the big button in the living area.

27) Kemal, Makosi and vanny walking across the house linking arms with shades on.

28) cider gate.

29) Vanny calling sas a dirty little prostitute

30) Saskia and maxwell being put up against each other.

31) Makosi flirting with maxwell after saskia left.

30) The secret garden hm entering the house wearing clothes stolen from the housemates and anthony going "I have a vest exactly like that" about the vest engine was wearing.

31) makosi going from being 100% sure she didn't have sex with anthony to being 99.9% sure that she's pregnant with his baby within hours.

32) science saying to craig that he stink and it starting a mini argument in which craig calls him and animal and a monster.

33) Makosi's dr entry when she requests a pregnancy test.

34) Makosi saying she didn't come on big brother for a baby

35) makosi talking about how posh and becks named their child Brooklyn because thats where he was conceived and discussing how she's disappointed about where her baby was conceived because she wanted to do that too then said she may name the baby 'big brother jacuzzi'

36) craig being compared to myra hindley and saying "the woman killed children she's an animal".

37) Craig ignoring Anthony all day then having a breakdown about the myra hindly comment.

38) Science vs craig where craig completely looses it and screams into the camera "look at me look at me I'm science the attention seeker"

39) Craig having a breakdown because maxwell didn't pic him for his debate team.

40) craig being depressed at science's party because maxwell was evicted then hearing up and dancing provocatively when big brother played Xtina.

41) Craig and Anthony trying to conceal crags sexuality by discussing it in a very obvious code.

42) Craig staring at Anthony and randomly crying.

43) Science playing kemal's dog.

44) Oral blowing up at kemal over the hanging thing and screaming at him to shut up and him replying "err... no."

45) Science being evicted and big brother playing his voice as the alarm.

46) Vanessa's eviction.

47) craig smothering anthony when he's drunk and big brother asking engine to look after anthony.

48) craid thinking its necessary to strip anthony while he is drunk... also craig thinking its necessary to kiss him repeatedly on the cheek.

49) Kemal in the spy task

50) engine to impersonate makosi and him crying when she figured it out and told everyone </3

51) Craig in the agent show skit.