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dirty diana - MJ 04.09.15



before i get into the crumpet

let me re watch the "awakenings"

hilarious was paul and the trumpet

if it was not real its brilliant fakings.

the royal rise was gentle

while the servants prepared morning food

soothing music that was classical

was janice and taste testing by dipping just rude.

now we have relationship advice

could james give tips to stevie

confidence was the key price

i will say it was truthful tv.

message of love before bed

it was more refreshing then a pint of carling

chris has got humour in his head

when he replied to stevie i love you to darling.

big dispute in the kitchen

it was very funny and not cold

daniel to janince started itching

for eating he accused her of being 10 years old.

now a advert for vidalsassoon

a demonstration on real hair

american hair products will boom

this product and scoop must profit share.

austin was on a secret mission

to take 3 hidden photos

he adore the hidden camera vision

this was a task that needed no veto's.

all the royals were compromising

into the palace was a spanner

damage to our monarchy it was equalizing

it was more provocative then micheal jacksons "dirty diana".

austin was thriving

while scoop was doing a cilla

austin loves the secrecy and conniving

but james and farrah together will be a thriller.

james done himself a good grab

he is not at all shallow

funny describing farrah as a crab

then realizing "what if its real" hence the wallow.

thursday show was friction

first i got to earn a crumb

so looking forward to tonight's eviction

if farrah goes i will be left distraught and numb.