[Will.]

Welcome to the prison

The Prison is situated in South Georgia

Staff:

Dorothy (manager of the prison)



Sharon (security guard)

Bob - chef

Inmates

Chandelle
Cassie
Britney
Shirley
Eileen

[Will.]

Location: Yellow Stone National Park (now South Georgia)

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.

It was first set up for top criminals, but since then this has declined and the prison is home to mostly normal criminals - nothing too extreme.

It has been situated within the national park for over 100 years, and since then it's come a long way.

During the 1950's it was burnt down due to a major fire which broke out, the huge heat wave didn't help.

A state of emergency was issued following the incident, as many inmates escaped.

The prison went through a tough patch in the second half of the 19th century, money problems were the main concern.

In 2013 it was given a major funding boost, and this has aloud for a huge refurbishment to take place, it finished in Summer of 2015

The prison relocated to South Georgia in Winter 2015.
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[gamepodfan]

cu joey in 3.2.1

[Will.]

I don't think Josy would close the thread, I'm making this as a story, nothing wrong it.

[gamepodfan]

oh well i hope im not in the prison

[Will.]

No it's a story, nothing is real in it.

I want it to be a bit more serious than the supermarket.

[gamepodfan]

i was going to do a teletext joke about the prison oh why not

[Will.]

Who runs the prison?

The prison is run by Dorothy Williams



Dorothy has been running the prison for the last 14 years, and she loves it.

Dorothy is a kind, thoughtful and powerful woman. She always listens to the female inmates, she thinks of herself as a people person.

In 2008 she was brutally attacked by one of the inmates, but has since then recovered.

Dorothy loves running the prison and she has a great time, she loves organising events for the inmates.

"There all human, I don't judge them on their past, It's my job to protect them, there my children."

[Will.]

Shall we meet one of the inmates?

Meet Chandelle Price

Chandelle is 24, she is in the prison after brutally murdering her sister, she found out her sister was having an affair with her husband!

"When I found out, I was fuming, I can't describe the anger inside me. I'm not proud of what I've done but I'm not too bothered either.

Chandelle loves taking part in fierce debates amongst the inmates, she also organises the weekly "Karaoke Night" in the prison:

"Karaoke is life, I challenge anyone to a karaoke war."

Chandelle is loud, kind and fun:

"you only live once, so you better be fun."

Chandelle has recently been in trouble after raiding the cupboards for instant Mac and Cheese.

[Will.]

Shall we meet another?

Meet Cassie Carlos

Cassie is the oldest inmate in the prison, aged 82.

She was sentenced to life after taking part in a major drugs heist which ended badly:

"I'm old and wise, kind and respectful, basically all the crap you expect from an old lady like myself."

Cassie hosts the weekly Bible Basher club in which a group on inmates come together and talk about religion.

Cassie is also a huge conspiracies theorist, she was abducted by aliens 5 times:

"The aliens love me, they probed me and really dug into me, what's not to like about an old, fat lady like myself?"

Cassie loves Lady GaGa, confessing she has a crush on her:

"GaGa is great, a huge inspiration in modern life. I like to think myself as modern, I have modern views."

Cassie has recently been getting annoyed with the other inmates:

"There pissing me off at the moment, they can all bugger of up my arse darling."

[gamepodfan]

is this big brother for prison

[Will.]

Originally Posted by gamepodfan

is this big brother for prison

No lol, it's just a fictional prison which I'm writing about.

[Will.]

Are we liking Cassie and Chandelle?

[T*]

I want lewlew to cuff me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by gamepodfan

i was going to do a teletext joke about the prison oh why not

why is the bonus ball the same as one of the regular balls

[T*]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

why is the bonus ball the same as one of the regular balls

i am cackling

[Will.]

lol Tom,

New inmate coming up, all I can say is she makes Helen Wood look like Mother Teresa.

[gamepodfan]

its Pauline i bet

[T*]

gamepod fans secret twin?

[gamepodfan]

how do you know

[Will.]

Meet Britney Fox

Britney, well Britney...

Britney was put into prison after murdering all her family on Christmas, she cut them all up with a chainsaw because she wasn't enjoying herself.

Britney hates life at the prison: "There all a bunch of *****, they can all go and kill themselves, I ****ing hate them, I want to kill them all."

Britney has murdered 2 people in the prison after running them over and cutting them up and making people eat them.

"I ****ing hate life, I want to kill everyone."

Britney loves Big Brother USA and American Horror Story.

Britney wants to move to Mars: "I can **** off from everyone."

Britney attacked Dorothy and tried to burn her alive whilst shouting: "I'm satan, satan is life, **** the world."

Britney has a message for the world:

"Go **** yourself, you all a bunch of *****, you deserve to die in a pit of fire."

[Smithy]

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.



That's not top secret then you just told us where it is?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.



That's not top secret then you just told us where it is?

Yellow Stone is a big place.

[Will.]

I did warn about Britney

[MB.]

You do realise "Chandelle" is an actual murderer right