[waterhog]

final final 25.09.15 ( no more poems on celeb big brother 2015 i promise )



in 6 place was sherrie

a older lady and not at all strange

classic was her attempt to stay merry

but she came close to the derange.

5th place is sore

undeserving is this position

because there is no bigger bore

clovie does replace the insomnia condition.

i will try to elaborate

its only fare for me to explain

the internet reader will no faster accelerate

because watching clovie is ultimate pain.

forth place is undeserving

bobbie should have got bronze

his patience and strength he was reserving

a classic man, cool like the fonz.

3rd place i wish i could swap

bronze i am severally doubting

i don't think natasha did start to stop

her best bit was about the shouting.

2nd place was a delight

emotions inside and busting

the damage is crystal in this mans life fight

so happy for austin.

onto the winner

who played the best games

good from the inner

that's why i congratulate james.



( hand on my heart and the other held high and (I swear like bill Clinton did about monica ) that I will never write another poem about CBB 2015 ever again. you have my word. good bye and fareweel. )

[rionablue]

I didn't watch the final
It was the first time ever
Evicting all the big players
Wasn't very clever
I didn't care who won it
They were all so very boring
If I had watched the final
In the end I would be snoring
Its a pity the Americans
Most of them sent packing
Cos when they all went up those stairs
There was something special lacking
They may have been quite bawdy
Loud and quite obscene
But they brought entertainment
More than those who love the Queen
I prefer the real Big Brother
To me it's more a hit
Than the pompous Z list preeners
Who really think they're it
I have enjoyed the forums
More than the bloody show
And I love the forum members
I want you all to know
We may have argued up and down
Been passionate and straight
About our favourite housemates
But I just think that's great
So see ya after Christmas
When It all starts again
And I'm hoping that the next one
Will have more famous names
Hog you know I love you
You're poems are really swell
So I wish you love and lots of luck
And bid to you farewell

RB September 2015 Byeeeeeeeeeee xxx

[waterhog]

rion - I am crying. thank you mate. have a nice break and chillax.

[rionablue]

Originally Posted by waterhog

rion - I am crying. thank you mate. have a nice break and chillax.

You too hog. I don't care what anyone says you are the only forum member who has to think out their posts properly then put them on here. I love them. We must NOT fall out again though. (JADEEEEEEEEEEE) x

[waterhog]

rionablue - I m like this with everyone - if we see things different its perfectly fine its just a difference of views and I love that about forums as we can see things from other peoples views - how dull would it be if w were all the ie got up read waterhogs crappy poem and then read rionablue poem then 10 other forums members poems - you get what I am saying - we are all different and this is the beauty in this word.

I am getting very deep in the old age - whats happening to me. I best stop going on. have a nice weekend - its starts here.

[King Gizzard]

Great poems

[MB.]

My friend Billy had a ten-foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's only 2 foot 4.

[waterhog]

is billy sad at all
because now it is so small