[waterhog]

a poem for the wrightstuff special caller 16.11.17




to the fabulous caller

the one with splendid vocabulary

that pedestal that makes you taller

its sort from highgate poetry constabulary.

standards are extreme

perfect is the style

if you really want to let off steam

the place for you is jeremy kyle.

we can sense your agro

it is obviously festering

like i put down the biro

you got to stop pestering.

think of a hobby

that's peaceful gentle and has silence

give us all a break from gobby

show good will and add appliance.

the wrightstuff is not your beef

help seek in filtering

can you see the pain and grief

please stop us all from wiltering.