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Old 09-11-2015, 01:25 PM #1
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Default Old man 74 beds woman aged 27, and then is rushed to hospital

Retired hairdresser, 74, needs paramedics and an ambulance after taking two Viagra pills for night of passion with a 27-year-old woman

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He's having more success than me.

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It's racist to call him an old man just because of his age.
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Retired hairdresser, 74, needs paramedics and an ambulance after taking two Viagra pills for night of passion with a 27-year-old woman

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He's having more success than me.

Jeez,some women must be desperate
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TWO Viagara? I think he deserves 'OPTIMIST OF THE YEAR' award.
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It's racist to call him an old man just because of his age.
No.... That would be ageist
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Hairdresser?

I notice they've not provided a picture of the woman? Is her guide dog scared of the camera?
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Hairdresser?

I notice they've not provided a picture of the woman? Is her guide dog scared of the camera?
Would YOU want your picture published if it had been you who was going to bonk this old fool?
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Would YOU want your picture published if it had been you who was going to bonk this old fool?
Don't sell yourself short.
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Perhaps it's for the best that this happened - can you imagine if he'd actually GOT a massive stiffy and died while bonking her?

Poor old Adam Faith died on the job with a girl a third of his age.
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Cheeky twot. If I looked anywhere near his looks, I'D put a paper bag over my own head.
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Perhaps it's for the best that this happened - can you imagine if he'd actually GOT a massive stiffy and died while bonking her?

Poor old Adam Faith died on the job with a girl a third of his age.
Did he really?
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Was there any need to sell your story Kirk?
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Adam Faith's last words reportedly were "Channel 5 is all ****, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space."
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Did he really?
Yep - True. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-lover-22.html
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Was there any need to sell your story Kirk?
Yeah - Savings from Hairdressing wages don't last forever Adam - especially when I have to pay for sex these days.
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He added: 'In the ambulance the paramedic said "it’s coming down". I said "it doesn’t feel like it’s coming down" and she said: "No, I’m talking about your blood pressure".

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Proof of the afterlife for all those disbelievers.
The return of Steptoe.


He looks like death warmed up to be honest.
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He was 62 and she 22. Sorry but that girl was way too young for him.
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He was rushed to hospital,she should have been rushed to specsavers.
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He was 62 and she 22. Sorry but that girl was way too young for him.
Yeah, I said "a third of his age"? I was working from memory.
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