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What the f-ck is that ? It looks like a Mexican hit a car on the way to a fiesta - Jonathon

He thinks he's Gods gift, and that's fine, he needs to get on with it. I couldn't give a sh-t - Angie

How the f-ck are three crackers and one stupid fig nutritionally balanced ? - Megan

My present is a CD of Liza Minellis greatest hits - David

My present is a massage from Gemma - Jonathon

She's gonna be in a wheel barrow for about a week - Scotty

She just grates on me f-ckin tits - Steph

Me and Michael Jackson used to follow spiders to see where they go - David

I lost my identity years ago mate - Daniela

I don't want to be a puppet. I don't have puppet tendencies - Tiffany

Give me my stuff back now. Hurry the f-ck up - Angie

Big Brother don't like being shouted at. How the f-ck do you think I feel ? - Megan

On a different note. I'm casting for Nightmare on Elm Street 4 - David

I want my shoes back - Gemma

I wanna be the last man and woman standing - Tiffany

Come on boys. I'm guilty - John

You came in on your own. You don't have to go out with a ball and chain - Daniela

No I'm not gonna kick off, it's just my face - Megan as Tiffany

Tiffany is my girl. Too bad I had to put her black ass up for nomination - Tiffany as Megan

It's a bit early to see Gemma Collins designer vagina, I've just had me breakfast - Christopher

Can I have your hair and you can have mine ? - David

Did you get a transplant David and did you get a refund ? - Jeremy

You've got your brandy, you're not pregnant, it's all good - Steph

Suck my big one, and when you're done with that, do it again, on your f-ckin knees - Angie

How are you feeling about your last day in the house Winston ? - Gemma

Oh my god, it looks like Rylans beard - Jeremy

I wish I'd stayed in the box for three weeks. It would have been easier - Darren

Tiff you've gotta do me a favour. You can't say a word...David's dead - Angie

The tension the last couple of days you could cut with a knife. Literally - Christopher

Do what you want to do. Pull my nightie down when you've finished - John

I know I said f-ck a duck but don't take it personally - Darren

Who dated a member of One Direction ? I think it's Angie - Jonathon

That was the bank of Big Brother. That's nothing new, I'm always getting cloned - Gemma

You're just pathetic capitalist wh-res - Angie