[waterhog]

a strong letter to " mayor of kentish town " graham loose 07.02.16



you started off brill

every time i saw was no strain

westminster and parliament would have been ill

because your work showed there stain.

such a great communicator

every message sent with ease

in " the bad lands" you need no translator

your "ghetto" talk is no tease.

graham where have you been

you did just vanish

your expenses i no won't be clean

milking everything and charging the mayor of kentish.

have you put a end to recycling

all these needles bags and boxes

one bin for everything i am liking

it will get under control vermin and foxes.

we need more focal

you are in demand

mr "loose" please again be vocal

i command.

tell me about hampstead heath

and your views on the multi million pound dam

come on graham put in your teeth

i got a feeling you will slam.

tell us about rivalry

and hampstead wanting to segregate

should they be allowed to take charge of there ivory

could they show kentish and educate.

graham loose i do plead

i want your views that are political

don't bite off the hand that dose feed

as i adore my mayor as i see nothing cynical.



http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/the-m...town-episode-1