[waterhog]

give me the prize 04.03.16



here i am master of your destiny

you have to surrender

i will give you some exclusivity

gemma is going to launch darrens calender.

she will make a packet

so will darren reap

good but not pure and gemma is the illegal racket

over headlines he might loose sleep.

he has got the label

and it is sticking out stiff

forget "joseph" or mr donovan's cable

could darren be the new cliff.

just before the eviction

humiliation was played

stephanie has no pride contamination

after 4 weeks she is gagging to get laid.

gemma out the door

daniell and darren reflecting

no better can either score

so grateful to both have final selecting.

daniell now has confidence

her self-esteem is no crash

she can go anywhere with no resistance

anything she will smash.

3 awards were presented

not sure any will be defended

with no bad words vented

daniella lapped up the prize and blended.

onto the fence

he did often sit with class

a changed man is his defence

i liked admitting he had to take splinters out of his ???.

not sure if this is worthy

daniella got the bitchiest

shes gone straight and not curvy

again proud and humor took the easiest.

a mistake from tiffany

it was humiliating and corny

with darren she was dishonest and slippery

her words at the time were "horny".

stephanie had the hump

3 cans of beer won't satisfy

this brat took a slump

she stormed to bed to cry.

only a few days left

who is going to take the medal

please CBB voters don't do a theft

john, daniella or darren phone to win peddle.

[Jamie89]

Your words for those 3 I can't condone,
For John/Dani/Darren, I will not pick up the phone,
As the past few weeks only one has slayed,
I still can't believe that the HBIC has stayed,
So it's up to Tiffany to reign supreme,
The worthy enchantress, our hero, tibb's queen

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Your words for those 3 I can't condone,
For John/Dani/Darren, I will not pick up the phone,
As the past few weeks only one has slayed,
I still can't believe that the HBIC has stayed,
So it's up to Tiffany to reign supreme,
The worthy enchantress, our hero, tibb's queen

I have to disagree and start a war
because this lady no's how to keep us raw.
its her profession
so I don't but into every expression

[rionablue]

Oh waterhog you're different from everyone in here
Your poems are weird and wonderful and always give us cheer
Your thoughts you put into a rhyme and share it with the forum
In fairness waterhog you show the utmost of decorum
The past four weeks have been a blast with housemates of delusion
At times you'd wonder are they real or just some sad illusion
They preen and pamper brag and boast there all are so cock sure
For all these airs of grandeur I would like to see a cure
The boring ones were Darren, Christopher and Nancy
Kristina deserved her exit, her I really didn't fancy
Winston was controversial He may have well got worse
If he and his opinions hadn't been evicted from there first
David and Angie when they walked I really felt let down
Cos I really liked the two of them and wish they'd stuck around
Jonathan was no great loss he bragged about his life
If I lived with the Kardashians twould bring me lots of strife
Gemma hadn't a bloody clue how to look or dress
With fake tan, fake extensions she really looked a mess
Megan well I liked her she was so very pretty
But Scotty isn't good for her he is in fact quite ****ty
Jeremy such a weakling should have just pushed Steph away
And if he had I guarantee he'd have a nicer stay
Tiffany has let me down she's now so very needy
For any kind of c o ck now she is really very greedy
Daniella looks quite miserable most of the time in there
If she was out first tomorrow night I don't think she would care
John is cunning wily and a very sly gameplayer
He bitched about our Stephanie and tried so hard to slay her
Stephanie is like a child though she is 22
She really needs to grow up now she's not a kid its true
So there ya have it waterhog my take on CBB
And when the Summer BB's here you will hear more from me


Love RB X