[waterhog]

hell on the phone ( 2 story's from CNJ paper poetry mix ) 28.09.17

i have to congratulate
this peace was no gas
we are going on holiday kate
i booked us a double at dignitas.
you have a great theory
my mind to dose escalate
together we can bring about misery
no fox's birds dogs cats to infuriate.
all the local whingers
to me they are drawn
no need to show them my 2 fingers
the holiday ends wednesday 6am dawn.
we could recruit
a secret mobile complainer
by the moan i salute
walking i will phone this no earth retainer.
sure a few more will add
dignitas is in for a hell of a drain
this just better be a 5 star pad
because its going to be my last ever complain.

http://camdennewjournal.com/article/...sance-of-birds
also a comment from same paper about saying how people walk along with phones out and talking and then complain when they are robbed. can not find this online sorry. could you believe writing this very peace and i was nearly mowed down by someone on spice ?