[kirklancaster]

I'm crying at Natalie's passing from the BB House, but at least she left me this in memorium:

"Little Ole Wine Snatcher Me"

I was shuffling to the table in the living room
But the others ran and they all got there first
Now I'm sitting getting a warning in the Diary Room
'Cos of the House Mates, BB knows that I'm the worst.

I snatched the bottle of wine, from little Ryan,
'Cos I was scared there'd be none left you see
And when they screamed “Who do you think you are?”
I say “Little ole wine snatcher me”

I know I've been a prozzie and Dominatrix
But I thought the other HM's would understand
Instead they've ganged up and fecking hate me
So it's a good job there ain't no whip in my big hand

Skinny Jayne thinks she's hard and she could whup me
But she ain't no clue what I'm really like
Silly bitch should watch my last fight on you tube
When I won the title, by knocking out Iron Mike

That's all from little ole wine snatcher me
I say little ole wine snatcher me

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