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11-02-2007, 01:37 PM
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Little Jimmy was in class and the teacher asked everyone to write a sentence using the word "Contagious".
Then she picked 3 of them at random to read theirs out. The first kid read: "My dad had a cold and it was contagious" The second kid said: "Cover your mouth when you sneeze in case you are contagious" Then Little Jimmy stood up and said: "The man from the council came round to fix our roof and after 3 hours my dad said.. "FFS, it's taking that ******-ages up there" |
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11-02-2007, 01:43 PM
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Can I have a quick word?Velocity.
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11-02-2007, 01:43 PM
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A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman says. "we have a whisky named after you".. and the horse says,, "what? Dave?"
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11-02-2007, 01:44 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:45 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:45 PM
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Linda's on a roll.
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11-02-2007, 01:46 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:46 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:46 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:47 PM
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". |
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11-02-2007, 01:48 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:49 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:50 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:53 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:55 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:56 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:56 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:57 PM
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11-02-2007, 01:59 PM
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11-02-2007, 02:00 PM
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11-02-2007, 02:00 PM
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11-02-2007, 02:01 PM
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I'm PMSL at these while im postin them..
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11-02-2007, 02:05 PM
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11-02-2007, 02:06 PM
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11-02-2007, 02:07 PM
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What cheese is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese. |
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