[waterhog]

awards ceremony - do I dissevered one ? 24.07.16

welcome to my award ceremony
get ready to clap
this is deadly serious and no pony
I will end with me winning for being crap.
the first award is for embarrassing
it did drop evelyn off a cliff
for hugie not winning me this is harassing
classic was his pool entry knout for evelyn sitting on stiff.
onto a award for the rant
OMG jane is sticking
in rage she made me pant
why did all insist on ass licking.
I am not one to bitch
if you say I am I will do you for slander
one is not educated or rich
I just will use sarcasm and propaganda.
this award is well deserved
coming at you from the ghetto
being 2 faced was not reserved
forget MJ and play the one cornetto.
andy reserves the gold medallion
like the whole show it would leave me grinning
tactically and prouder then a stallion
he thought the prize was better t wining.
onto the last award
it flows better then a tap
no one else will so I have to self reward
I get it for writing poetry that is crap.