[waterhog]

good bye and thank you siaairaa 10.08.16
　
with a name hard to pronounce
to a very strong personality
weight in gold to every ounce
the ending happened fully understanding tv reality.
you was fantastic
never did you surrender
your standing position was elastic
how i wish just as vocal was the eastender.
very consistent
with a heart that did bleed
no one can say your not persistent
but to chloe and bear you was wrong to feed.
your best was with colin
constantly correcting his pronunciation
if you done mind games you would be boiling
the CBB winner would have been a great annunciation.

[Gusto Brunt]

My poem is called Oh Why

Oh why
Just why
I ask why.
Why go,
No, no, no
It was so wrong
You lost over a dong

[Jamie89]

Great poems Hog and Gusto I haven't done one this series because I'm, well, not very good at them. But Saira... So here it is, I call it 'What Were You Thinking'...

Saira Saira, the original Apprentice
Was runner up through skill and her fierceness
But on BB, evicted through shallowness
The public voted for ****'s and a penis

Another bad result for female participants
A negative message to future applicants?
Rewarding the housemates who least deserve it
What were you thinking when you voted for dimwits?!

[Gusto Brunt]

Jamie.