[kirklancaster]

"Hi, I'm Frank Sinatra. Some call me 'Chairman of The Board', but since I've been watching this series of CBB and the antics of that chump, Bear, I guess I'm more kinda 'Chairman of The Bored'. Anyway, here goes":

Call Me, Unbearable

Call me unbearable
Call me really scareable
Throw in, infantile too

Is watching me, bad for your health?
Well, I don't really care
'Cos I'm only in love with myself
Not with you.

So, call me too predictable
Tell me I'm too tactical
But CBB fame I'm inclined to pursue

Call me really retch-able
I'm so, vomit bucket fetch-able
And it's undeniably plain to see
That I'm irresponsibly mad for me.

Is my yob behaviour boring?
Does my childish antics leave you snoring?
Is my anti-social conduct strictly taboo?

So call me unpredictable
I know I'm so evictable
But voters that's up to you.

Go ahead, call me vicious
Yes, I'm so malicious
But it's undeniably plain to see
That I'm like this 'cos, I'm undeniably mad for ME

You know it's true
Oh, baby it's so plain to see
That I don't care about you
'Cause I'm too much in love with ME.

"Hi, we're The Vengaboys, but after suffering that yob Bear's toddler tantrum behaviour in the CBB house, we oughta rename ourselves the 'Revenger Boys', because we'd love to cut him down to size. Anyway, thank God for Heavy D - the ONLY guy who gives that Ratpack it straight. Here's to Heavy":

Boom, Boom, Boom

Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Heavy D is in the House
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh

If you're feeling down and ya' mood is black
Pissed off with that Bear Ratpack
Just come along baby
I'm Heavy D, Stick with me
I'll be your entertainer tonight

Whoa oh whoa oh
Ya don't need Bear's strife
Whoa oh whoa oh
Just this guy who's larger than life
Whoa oh whoa oh
The one to REALLY entertain you

Whoa oh whoa oh
Boom boom boom boom
This ain't no Elephant In The Room.
It's just the one and only me
The legend called 'Heavy D'.

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
'Cos I'm gonna seal Bear's doom
'N stop you viewer's gloom
Whoa oh whoa oh
I'll get rid of that clown
Whoa oh whoa oh
Heavy D is back in town

Boom boom boom boom
This ain't no elephant in the room
It's a big guy who has conviction
Who's gonna make sure of Bear's eviction
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
Ya gonna remember this forever
The Big guy and his 'BOOM!'.

Boom boom boom boom
I'll seal Bear's fate
Forget Aubrey and 'Spitgate'
The guy's such a disgrace,
She shoulda spit right in his face

Boom boom boom
I'm your guy for fun
ya hear me Lewis ya better run
'Cos I'm coming for you soon

Whoa oh whoa oh
Boom boom boom boom
This ain't no Elephant In The Room.
It's just the one and only me
The legend called 'Heavy D'.
Boom boom boom boom

Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh

VOTE TO SAVE ME - HEAVY D.

[Cherie]

nice one Kirk, sadly I think Heavy will be sacrificed to save the awful Lewis

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Cherie

nice one Kirk, sadly I think Heavy will be sacrificed to save the awful Lewis

Thanks Cherie, but I hope you're wrong about Heavy - the abhorrent Lewis NEEDS to go ASAP.