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Old 14-03-2007, 10:21 AM #1
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From www.metro.co.uk

A husband pleasured his wife so passionately he broke his penis. Robert McClenahan, 38, was left writhing in agony after his mishap.

'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,' said his 32-year-old wife, Emma.

'We turned on the light and it was bent.'

The couple, from Colchester, Essex, went to hospital and Mr McClenahan ended up having surgery two days later.

'He laughs about it now, but he didn't at the time,' said his wife.

Ouch! Now that's gotta hurt!
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
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bad luck

he shouldent get ot excited

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Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Lmao, well he seemed to be going at quite a speed for the impact to ... break it. Perhaps he just missed the woman alltogether and thrusted the wall

But yeah, I assume she means the entrance - unless her husband is completely incompetent and my wall theory is correct.
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LMFAO! How did he miss! I mean what the fook!?
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Not long into the marriage and she already turns him bent, that's some going.
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?

Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
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Not long into the marriage and she already turns him bent, that's some going.
Lmao! Hahahahahaha that's made me giggle!!!
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LMFAO!! The news stories these days.
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Plonkerrr. Must have really hurt though.
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That's one for "When Sex Goes Wrong"
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Ouch,that must have hurt!
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lmfao poor bloke, funny though
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Must have?
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Must have?
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Because it obviouslt did

Owwwwwwwww

How sore
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Ouch,that must have hurt!
Must have?
Whats funny?
You said "that must have hurt" when it obviously did.
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LOL, oh dear...
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Must have?
Whats funny?
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i answered it above you lol
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Ohh, ok.
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Must have is of course it did though init?
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Yeah lol Very Painfull Owwwwwwww
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Yah Laura 'must have' intends its certain. I dont see the problem?
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OMG!! Ouch!!!!!!!!
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