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Old 08-02-2017, 10:39 PM #1
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Default Ann Summers recalls ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators - metro paper
Ann Summers recalls ‘Black Power Wand’ vibrators - metro paper 08.02.17

again i was cruising
building up like lego
the brass had extreme bruising
i told her to read page 3 metro.
never have i been so offended
down was my pride
poetry in bed must be defended
my technique is down i no how to divide.
this one was to keen
she calls me and does entice
always giving me the light thats green
sometimes even lowering the price.
she no's i am fond
reading me like a calculator
i bet i paid for the black powered wand
how i wish i was called her personal vibrator.
now its exposing
coming loose are the wires
her account i am closing
faking it makes her one of the best liars.
my face is red
highgate village are going to poem block
i will be identified by my tiny head
for the foreseeable out of action is my ???k.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/07/ann-su...fears-6433407/
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Yes Hog
they try and Get Quality gear
as they on most big towns
selling Sex Gear......
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They don't want to start a bush fire.
A mains powered dildo.
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I took mine back as I chipped a tooth
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You could have been KILLED.
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Clearly you could not wait to read the instructions, you do realise its not a tooth brush.
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That sometimes happen
with a Sex Drive.................
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I also injured my neck pulling my head down with my spare hand
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This is the weapon in question

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The TL would not be caught dead with one of these "things"




Her's is purple
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I'm pretty sure those are hair straighteners . Maybe that's the problem.
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i prefer to use a dictaphone


(I know strictly that does not work but it made me lol)
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Is it still stiff?
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come now ness, you are not fooling anyone...
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It doesn't look very appealing
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It ain't even got a face or ears
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